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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2070 on: August 16, 2016, 03:10:35 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 16, 2016, 02:39:15 pm
I have always felt immature teen-level frustration about my family members "that isn't art!" comments in art museums.

Yeah, but fuckin' Rothko! Fuck that guy!
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« Reply #2071 on: August 16, 2016, 03:36:45 pm »
She liked Rothko, actually.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2072 on: August 16, 2016, 03:41:44 pm »
Well BOO TO THAT. I literally gave a Rothko painting the finger in the Milwaukee Art Museum on Saturday.


(I was drunk.)
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« Reply #2073 on: August 16, 2016, 04:00:42 pm »
So drunk that you didn't think to have a photo taken?
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« Reply #2074 on: August 16, 2016, 04:55:44 pm »
Not with the Rothko, but I did get this:
that's me by Carlos del Vaca, on Flickr
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« Reply #2075 on: August 17, 2016, 02:50:00 am »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on August 16, 2016, 03:41:44 pm
Well BOO TO THAT. I literally gave a Rothko painting the finger in the Milwaukee Art Museum on Saturday.


(I was drunk.)

And now they're rioting in the streets.  I hope you're happy Mister.  See what happens when you modern art hatin' philistines are allowed to roam free?
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« Reply #2076 on: August 17, 2016, 04:34:00 am »
I have never cared about art.  I went to a lot of free museums right when I got to LA, including a pop art moca exhibit.  I don't think I had ever heard of rothko.  I fuck*ng loved Rothko.
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« Reply #2077 on: August 24, 2016, 04:01:51 am »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on August 16, 2016, 03:10:35 pm
Yeah, but fuckin' Rothko! Fuck that guy!

I like Rothko too. Not his paintings so much, but he built this chapel here in Houston. It's pretty amazing.
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« Reply #2078 on: August 25, 2016, 07:57:15 pm »
One last brush with the horrible old roommate: she CCed the other two of us in a really aggressive email asking why our security deposits have not been returned yet, citing NJ law. Would it have killed you to start out by just asking firmly but politely?
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« Reply #2079 on: August 31, 2016, 08:48:30 pm »
Just got a good response to a job application!

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So if I want to continue seeking this job on the opposite coast, in competition with 300 people for one of three spots, I can fly over there on my own dime to take an exam to advance to the next round.

Yikes. No thanks.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #2080 on: September 01, 2016, 12:29:11 am »
Psssh, Evel Kinevil would give it the old college try.
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« Reply #2081 on: September 01, 2016, 01:12:29 am »
Evel Knieval can pay for my plane ticket if he wants.
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« Reply #2082 on: September 01, 2016, 01:35:27 am »
He could too.  There's good money in daredevlin'.

(We both spelled his name wrong?  It's Evel Knievel?)
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« Reply #2083 on: September 01, 2016, 01:42:46 am »
Also I was mainly talking about the hoop being tall and small.  Don't do that, that is fuck*ng stupid.  Unless it is in LA?  LA is great, you want to live there.
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« Reply #2084 on: September 01, 2016, 02:49:53 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on September 01, 2016, 12:29:11 am
Psssh, Evel Kinevil would give it the old college try.

Goddamn right!
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