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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #75 on: October 15, 2010, 05:35:27 pm »
I'll just post this link without commentary so as not to detract from the dick cage conversation.

And we're back: If you want to go for a more authentic chastity belt experience, you'd be better served by a Tollyboy or Access Denied.   They have more of a medieval metal briefs aesthetic.  Certainly they carry a higher cost, but... no one ever got fired for buying IBM.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #76 on: October 15, 2010, 05:47:04 pm »
Quote from: smick on October 15, 2010, 05:35:27 pm
I'll just post this link without commentary so as not to detract from the dick cage conversation.

Oh god, the suffering.

(How long now before someone finds and posts a picture of a pug in a medieval chastity belt?)
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #77 on: October 15, 2010, 05:48:37 pm »
Quote from: smick on October 15, 2010, 05:35:27 pm
I'll just post this link without commentary so as not to detract from the dick cage conversation.

Holy shit are those awesome. I thought nothing would beat the Link costume right up near the top, but I was so wrong.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #78 on: October 15, 2010, 05:55:06 pm »
The lack of pug-legged pirates saddened me.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #79 on: October 15, 2010, 06:23:09 pm »
I, for one, am thrilled to go back to talking about regular, normal Halloween costumes.

I would also be happy to hear about your pumpkin carving plans. We will probably be spray-painting our gourds and making Elmo, and Cookie Monster again this year. It was a pretty big hit last year, both with our own kids and the trick-or-treat crowd.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #80 on: October 15, 2010, 07:19:12 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 14, 2010, 10:45:15 pm
Sexy Big Bird Costume

I wish I were joking.

This was one of the ones in the ad I got.  This was one of the ones that drove me to feel such rage.  Also, the same add had a perfectly fine "guy carrying Oscar the Grouch" costume for men.  WTF.  I remarked to my husband "where is the sexy Elmo?  I demand sexy Elmo!!"
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #81 on: October 15, 2010, 07:23:15 pm »
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« Reply #82 on: October 15, 2010, 07:29:44 pm »
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #83 on: October 15, 2010, 07:30:12 pm »
What she really wants is a sexy Elmo costume for MEN.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #84 on: October 22, 2010, 03:38:06 pm »
I think the deal is that the women who actually want to wear a costume for Halloween -- and not just use it as an excuse to make the cleavage -- are exactly the same women who can/will make their own costumes. Hence no one is marketing to them.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #85 on: October 22, 2010, 08:26:37 pm »
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I think the deal is that the women who actually want to wear a costume for Halloween -- and not just use it as an excuse to make the cleavage -- are exactly the same women who can/will make their own costumes. Hence no one is marketing to them.

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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #86 on: October 22, 2010, 09:25:46 pm »
OK, so my lady and I are going as Elvis Costello and his girlfriend,

Krista from Fern Gully.
There is a picture of her, somewhere, where she looks exactly like this still from the movie. But now I'm looking for it on Facebook and I can't find it and started finding cute cuddley pictures with her ex-bf, so NO I'm not looking any more.

The Elvis Costello thing is just that this one customer constantly tells me that I look like him, even though I don't, really.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #87 on: October 22, 2010, 09:38:46 pm »
THAT'S A GREAT "IMAGE HOSTED BY TRIPOD" COSTUME YOU'VE GOT PICKED OUT THERE


(SORRY FOR CELEBRATING INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY)
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #88 on: October 24, 2010, 03:17:06 am »
I'm planning on getting a red shit and ##### and painstakingly painting the design for a sriracha bottle in white puff-paint.


I was all set to make a mask based on this (I had the perfect old sweater I was going to use for material, and I found a pair of vintage dentures I was going to order) but then I showed the picture to my GF and she said she wouldn't go near me all night if I was wearing it.

Halloween is special to us since that is the night we met last year (moments after this picture was taken) so I'm going to concede this one and make a costume that she can stand to see me in.

But man did I ever want to be that creepy rabbit thing, drinking gin and tonics through a straw and not saying a word.
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Re: It's A Virtual Costume Party!
« Reply #89 on: October 24, 2010, 03:43:33 am »
Quote from: Mr Trout on October 24, 2010, 03:17:06 am
I'm planning on getting a red shit

OMG, that would require so much alcohol.

Alternatively, beets.
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