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[jay-ell]

I have never been camping!

We slept in a tent in the backyard with our kids last spring, but I have never been honest-to-goodness camping. We're hoping to do that this fall, though.

Who here has never been giraffeing?

[side_show]

Wow, that there are people who have never been camping... that's incredibly hard for me to get my head around. 

I've never been in the girl guides, but that wasn't a common experience among people around me.

I've never watched "Three and a Half Men," "King of Queens," "Grey's Anatomy,"  "The Big Bang Theory," "How I Met Your Mother," or the majority of other sitcoms and popular TV currently running in 2011.

[Nabubrush]

I've never watched any of those shows on TV but I've seen some on the plane because sometimes after I watch the movie I have 22.5 minutes to kill.

I've been giraffeing and camping. And fishing.

[CortJstr]

That people would sleep outside in a non-apocalyptic scenario is incredibly hard for me to get my head around.

[greenkoolayd]

That people would sleep outside in a non-apocalyptic scenario is incredibly hard for me to get my head around.

when you get to pee outside its like, "fuck you, societal conventions!"

[Nabubrush]

when you get to pee outside its like, "fuck you, societal conventions!"

And when you get to shit outside it's like . . . that's disgusting! What am I, a savage?

[theinevitable]

I miss camping a lot. Maybe i will do that this summer.

[side_show]

That people would sleep outside in a non-apocalyptic scenario is incredibly hard for me to get my head around.

Ah,  yes, but see, I've never slept outside.  I've slept in a tent or a camper, camper trailer, pr motor home.

[Nabubrush]

Ah,  yes, but see, I've never slept outside.  I've slept in a tent or a camper, camper trailer, pr motor home.

You're just not getting drunk enough. Well, I call that sleeping, anyway.

[greenkoolayd]

the only bad thing about sleeping under the stars is waking up covered in dewthe piss of a nocturnal animal.

[wombat]

Ah,  yes, but see, I've never slept outside.  I've slept in a tent or a camper, camper trailer, pr motor home.

This is the difference between you and city kids like me and Cort. To is, sleeping in a tent is sleeping OUTSIDE.

[CortJstr]

This is the difference between you and city kids like me and Cort. To is, sleeping in a tent is sleeping OUTSIDE.

Exactly. Is there climate control, cable tv, and a hot shower? No? Then your ass is outside.

I've never ridden a bicycle that doesn't brake by peddling backwards.

I've never seen an entire inning of baseball or more than 10 minutes of a car race.

I've never been skiing (snow or water) or properly climbed a tree (the one I did climb had boards nailed into it)

[jaydub]

I've never water skied either.  The one time we went, I wasn't strong enough to hold on while the boat pulled me out of the water - and shortly thereafter a friend of the family tore his rectum during a wipeout.  Bruises, broken bones, burns, insect bites - all these seem reasonable risks for recreational activity.  A torn rectum (let alone peritonitis, strictures, etc) isn't.

[pmcd9]

I water skiied once.  I didn't tear my rectum, but I thought I had tore my leg off.  I couldn't walk for several days after that one.  Never saw the doctor, presume it was a pulled muscle.

[KeithHernandez]

Exactly. Is there climate control, cable tv, and a hot shower? No? Then your ass is outside.

I haven't been inside in years, I guess.  I have lived in places with none of those things too, though usually just not the first two if shit is going well.