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« Reply #120 on: June 08, 2011, 11:59:47 pm »
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« Reply #121 on: June 09, 2011, 02:01:46 am »
So, this came up today at dinner with my parents:

I never walked in on my parents having sex.

Thank heaven.
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« Reply #122 on: June 09, 2011, 03:08:57 am »
have I mentioned before that I am kind of worried that my parents have no sex life at all?

Like, with the layout of our house, there is no way for them to have sex. I don't remember their door ever being closed, I never heard noises... nothing.
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« Reply #123 on: June 09, 2011, 03:29:46 am »
I thought that for a while too, but then two things happened:

1) My mom indicated otherwise
2) I became a parent and had to figure out how to make it work

In a lot of ways, having kids in the house is like being a teenager again -- trying not to get caught, doing it at weird times and occasionally weird places.

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« Reply #124 on: June 09, 2011, 03:32:48 am »
that is kind of what my life is like with roommates sometimes. Especially when I had the roommate who would open the door and walk into my bedroom, I imagine kids love to do that.
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« Reply #125 on: June 09, 2011, 01:43:42 pm »
I never walked in on my folks, either, but I only have one memory of my father living in the same house with my mother, so it's not that odd.
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« Reply #126 on: June 09, 2011, 01:54:17 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on June 09, 2011, 03:32:48 am
that is kind of what my life is like with roommates sometimes. Especially when I had the roommate who would open the door and walk into my bedroom, I imagine kids love to do that.

Oh, gracious...you just brought back a repressed memory from college...I can't tell it in public, though.

Yikes.
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« Reply #127 on: June 09, 2011, 02:57:33 pm »
I never walked in on my parents doing it.
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