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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2011, 08:06:43 pm »
My team is so astoundingly bad this season.  That is all.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #61 on: October 19, 2011, 01:08:48 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on October 18, 2011, 05:40:48 pm
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Boston Terriers?
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #62 on: October 19, 2011, 02:26:53 am »
Quote from: miles on October 19, 2011, 01:08:48 am
Boston Terriers?

Sure.  If those other gay dogs get invited to the party why not the Boston Terrier.  Ha ha, I keed.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #63 on: October 19, 2011, 04:15:42 pm »
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2011, 12:53:29 am »
What the fuck is wrong with Rivers?
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2011, 08:41:49 am »
That Ravens win on Sunday felt so goddamn good. An honest win, by honest men.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2011, 04:46:18 pm »
I have to think that there are some defensive coordinators out there who are overthinking the hell out of themselves to prove they're the smartest guys in the room...

It shouldn't be this hard to defend against a team whose quarterback cannot throw to save his smug sanctimonious insufferable obnoxious life.

Make the douchebag throw and you will win. Come on now. It is not that difficult.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2011, 06:14:57 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 18, 2011, 05:56:33 pm
I'll take interesting over another dogshit team going nowhere anyday.
This was my take on Miami's venture into the Wildcat 2 years ago.  Now we've got the Denveer with Touchdown Jesus.  If it wasn't for the sideshows, NFL would be even stodgier than it is.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2011, 06:55:25 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 18, 2011, 05:56:33 pm
Plus, I may get to see some guy come off the edge and catch Tebow in between progressions and hit him so hard his eyeballs pop out.
He'll be up against Julius Peppers soon enough.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2011, 07:21:34 pm »
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Plus, I may get to see some guy come off the edge and catch Tebow in between progressions and hit him so hard his eyeballs pop out.

And then the inevitable claim that he's been HEALED even though he is clearly missing his eyes.

All trying to get back on the football field, in total denial, huddling up with the goal post for plays.

All kinda half Black Knight from Monty Python, half religious diatribe.

I love this idea. Lets get on this.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2011, 10:17:20 pm »
Slate has a really good series running on the NFL this season, and there's been a couple of good pieces on why exactly the Tebow thing is so hard on NFL defenses at the moment.

I am not linking to it for you. Go find it yourself.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2011, 11:14:29 pm »
Bastard.  Give me convenience or give me death.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2011, 05:20:19 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 18, 2011, 05:56:33 pm
Man, you really got an irrational hatred twisting around in there. It hurts you more than anyone else.

It's sports. It's all about irrational hatred and love.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #73 on: November 20, 2011, 06:15:52 pm »
I'm with miles on this one, too. Actually, I was really surprised to see this come from you of all people, Ash.

Also, of course that smug sanctimonious little prick just has to play for the donkeys.
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Re: Somewhat sheepishly returning to the ol' pigskin...
« Reply #74 on: November 20, 2011, 06:26:12 pm »
Jesus loves sports, especially football.  Human suffering he's not so interested in, but the NFL...
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