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Re: Election '12
« Reply #120 on: March 20, 2012, 03:06:56 am »
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #121 on: March 20, 2012, 03:12:18 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2012, 02:57:48 am
Unless my usage of a sexual act as a hella-mojo slur bugged you. I'm sorry if that did.

Actually, that sort of bothered me. I wasn't gonna say nothin', but since you bring it up, calling these dudes cocksuckers is an insult to cocksuckers. I mean, I have sucked a few cocks in my day, and that shit is work. Sucking cock is an art form that ought to be appreciated and respected.

Call them douchebags, call them assholes, call them motherfuckers if you must, but you leave all the good, honest cocksuckers of the world out of this mess.

(Also, when you use that word against dudes, it's just like derisively calling them faggots. I know you're not a gay-hating bigot, it would be nice if you also didn't sound like one. Consider it.)
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #122 on: March 20, 2012, 03:18:37 am »
Sometimes Pedro says things that make him sound like a jerk and doesn't realize it 'til it's pointed out to him. Just looking out for you, dude.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #123 on: March 20, 2012, 03:29:21 am »
Now, who wants a warm chocolate chip cookie, a cold glass of milk, and a big hug?
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #124 on: March 20, 2012, 03:32:00 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2012, 02:57:48 am
There is no right or wrong in this and I ain't get a fuck given neither. I'm proclaiming here, the only hearts and minds I want to win are the ones I'll stew up for dinner. Don't take it personal, you just rolled the ball out on the court.

Unless my usage of a sexual act as a hella-mojo slur bugged you. I'm sorry if that did.

Now back to our regularly scheduled anti-freeze...

Tell you what, I won't take it personal when you don't wrap up a quote from me in your bumpkin-speak logical fallacy smokescreen that's about how liking what the president has done right isn't doing enough to save the planet/country/whatever.

And yeah, the cocksucker deal is pretty fuck*ng weak.

Now I'll go ahead and return you to your Angry Samoans or whatever.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #125 on: March 20, 2012, 06:35:26 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on March 20, 2012, 03:12:18 am
call them motherfuckers if you must

Actually, that sort of bothers me. I wasn't gonna say anything, but since you bring it up, calling these dudes motherfuckers is an insult to motherfuckers everywhere. I mean, I have fucked a few mothers in my day, and that shit is work. fuck*ng a mother is an art form that ought to be appreciated and respected.

Call them douchebags, call them assholes if you must, but you leave all the good, honest motherfuckers of the world out of this mess.

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Re: Election '12
« Reply #126 on: March 20, 2012, 10:49:59 am »
Don't forget to tip your waitress, folks.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #127 on: March 20, 2012, 02:16:07 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2012, 02:00:14 pm

This type of administration being better than another is the logical fallacy that's going take us right to shit.


So what are we to do?  The perfect administration is not available to us.  We are only able to choose between more and lesser flawed options.

Yes, our system is flawed.  Yes, we need to make major structural changes to it.  Yes, we're headed toward the ditch.

But failing to make a distinction between the guy who is making some effort to step on the brakes and the guy who is stomping on the accelerator is overly simplistic.

Now, you cocksuckers and motherfuckers can go back to arguing amongst yourselves.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #128 on: March 20, 2012, 02:26:18 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 20, 2012, 06:35:26 am
fuck*ng a mother is an art form that ought to be appreciated and respected.

As a mother who enjoys being fucked, I agree! But I always assumed that the word "motherfucker" was a way of accusing a man of fuck*ng his own mother. Which -- I'm gonna go ahead and take a stand on this one -- is just wrong.

I'm keeping motherfucker, Paul, and you can take your pansy-ass liberal PC bullshit somewhere else. ;) But you keep on fuck*ng mothers -- if ever there was a population that needed and deserved to be fucked, we're it.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #129 on: March 20, 2012, 02:27:33 pm »
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Now I'll go ahead and return you to your Angry Samoans or whatever.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #130 on: March 20, 2012, 03:01:17 pm »
I was going to go down this road this morning, but my heart's not in it. You don't think a dude is helping, that's fine. I know a dude is helping.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #131 on: March 20, 2012, 04:11:13 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 20, 2012, 06:35:26 am
Call them douchebags

Lay off the douchebags. It's a tough job. Douching ain't easy.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #132 on: March 20, 2012, 05:37:34 pm »
Too much ching-chong wing-wong.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #133 on: March 20, 2012, 07:03:51 pm »
They were talking about the Republican primaries on the radio this morning and I was once again bemused by the fact that Rick Santorum is making a legitimate run for the nomination.

Then I got home to find this on my facebook wall.



I've concluded that a reasonable candidate on the right simply doesn't stand a chance.
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Re: Election '12
« Reply #134 on: March 20, 2012, 08:09:56 pm »
They do, they just run as Dems.
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