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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #90 on: October 18, 2011, 04:21:33 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on October 18, 2011, 08:15:37 am
Well that, maybe, but moreso I think because he is a fame whore (and so is she).

That link you posted the other day of Kiss on Tom Snider led me to this Kiss on Mike Douglas.  The interview with Gene Simmons is cringe worthy, but then they really rock hard on Firehouse.

PS- Todie Fields is cool.

Seriously, though, Paul and Cher could be twins. It never really occurred to me before.

Also, I watched that Mike Douglas interview thing too, and exactly. I actually felt kind of bad for Gene because that shit was so tired even then, and that's saying something because Gene fuck*ng exhausts me. Black Diamond is fuck*ng awesome, though.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #91 on: October 18, 2011, 04:38:02 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 18, 2011, 03:05:29 pm
similar wonder: I wonder if I am the only guy whose one-hour-after-shaving shadow has the pleasant texture of sandpaper.

Oh, see, man-stubble is sexy. Five o'clock shadow on a man's face says, "I am so manly, I produce testosterone...without even trying."

Stubble in a girl's armpits says, "I'm trying to be a Lady, and I've failed."
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2011, 04:54:58 pm »
yeah, it is sexy to look at, but it is less sexy when I give my lady rug burn. My sex life doesn't involve anything vigorously rubbing against anyones armpits.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #93 on: October 18, 2011, 05:08:54 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 18, 2011, 04:54:58 pm
yeah, it is sexy to look at, but it is less sexy when I give my lady rug burn. My sex life doesn't involve anything vigorously rubbing against anyones armpits.

Oh, well, you're young yet.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2011, 05:13:53 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 18, 2011, 04:38:02 pm
Stubble in a girl's armpits says, "I'm trying to be a Lady, and I've failed."

maybe its genetic?
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« Reply #95 on: October 18, 2011, 05:26:33 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 18, 2011, 05:13:53 pm
maybe its genetic?

No doubt. I'm descended from some pretty hirsute women, honestly.

Why oh why could I not have gotten these genes from my oddly hairless dad?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #96 on: October 18, 2011, 06:54:07 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on October 18, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Black Diamond is fuck*ng awesome, though.


I was all whoa, someone else wrote that replacements song.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #97 on: October 18, 2011, 07:02:04 pm »
Underarm STUBBLE on a lady can be kinda cute, actually, in certain situations.

It can suggest that she is an ass-kicking sexy grown-up tomboy who ain't got the time to touch up every detail every day, she is too bust kicking ass and taking sexy numbers.

Full-on growth under there is, yeah, a turn-off for me but a day or three of stubble is neutral to me and even kinda cool in the occasional situation.

There is something plastic about a woman who is completely primped at all non-sleeping moments that unnerves me.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #98 on: October 18, 2011, 07:21:45 pm »
yeah, that stubble just makes me want to tickle.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #99 on: October 18, 2011, 07:38:20 pm »
Damn, Sasquatch!  Ha ha, just kidding.  Stubble under your arms is good.  It makes me think about the stubble in your #####.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #100 on: October 18, 2011, 07:42:54 pm »
I might want to believe that my lack of vigilance in the underarm department is attractive, but no amount of wishful thinking is going to make me believe that bikini stubble is sexy.

Nice try, guys.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #101 on: October 18, 2011, 07:51:14 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 18, 2011, 07:42:54 pm
Nice try, guys.

I had to take a can away for calling us on our bullshit, but then I gave a can for the funny.  Score this hole par.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #102 on: October 18, 2011, 08:21:26 pm »
I enjoy little hints of evidence that I am making time with an actual living human female, not just a shiny parody of one.

I'm shallow enough where I'll admit a total lack of effort is unattractive but, you know, the little rough edges can honestly be hot.

Reminds me that we're both just creatures on a certain level and there's a certain heat and urgency and abandon to that thought.

My girlfriend only wears  make-up to job interviews and weddings and I LIKE that.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #103 on: October 18, 2011, 08:36:17 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on October 18, 2011, 08:21:26 pm
My girlfriend only wears  make-up to job interviews and weddings and I LIKE that.

Me, too. Well, sometimes to church, if I'm up early enough and the kids cooperate. And sometimes on our once-a-month date nights, if we go someplace fancy.

I like that I know *how* to put on makeup, having been raised by one of those women who won't even go to the grocery store without full makeup and perfect hair. But I thoroughly enjoy the freedom of not giving a fuck what most people think of my appearance.

Mainly, the underarm stubble comment -- which was intended to be a passing thought, not a full-blown debate, I think we are missing the point of this random thoughts thread -- came about because it doesn't feel good to have, speaking as the grower of the hair in question. Even less so on the bikini area. I got lazy about tidying up my lady bits last week, and the resulting irritation and chafing was so bad I had to skip wearing panties for about a day and a half.

But I thought I'd mention the armpits instead, because it seemed more polite.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #104 on: October 18, 2011, 11:36:14 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on October 18, 2011, 05:26:33 pm
No doubt. I'm descended from some pretty hirsute women, honestly.

Why oh why could I not have gotten these genes from my oddly hairless dad?

ive heard of other ladies that have a similar heritage to you complain about body hair woes.
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