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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #330 on: April 22, 2012, 12:57:33 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on April 19, 2012, 11:47:00 pm


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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #331 on: April 22, 2012, 09:37:18 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 22, 2012, 05:25:58 pm
When a teen is having a pity party on Facebook, quoting Tennyson at them and reminding them that their situation is no novelty to the human condition is unlikely to be viewed as helpful in the slightest.

Fuck that though, it amuses the piss out of me.

I wonder if sniveling on the internet works better for the teen than whatever kids used to do 50 years ago.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #332 on: April 22, 2012, 09:58:26 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 22, 2012, 09:46:34 pm
Doubtful. How do you think I got the Tennyson thrown at me originally?

Passing It On.

I guess maybe the internet makes it easier but makes the kids softer, so it balances out. (I got a talking to at work today because I gave some of the guys I supervise hurt feelings, so I'm kind of on this tip right now.)
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #333 on: April 23, 2012, 01:10:42 am »
It takes most people until they're 27 to not be dick-bags.

Not coincidentally, a lot of angsty rockstars die around that time.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #334 on: April 23, 2012, 01:25:16 am »
I remember the most frustrating thing about being a teenager being that I knew I was being unreasonable and angsty, but I couldn't stop.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #335 on: April 23, 2012, 06:05:43 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 23, 2012, 01:25:16 am
I remember the most frustrating thing about being a teenager being that I knew I was being unreasonable and angsty, but I couldn't stop.

Hey, I remember that! We're all glad you changed.

How could I resist?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #336 on: April 24, 2012, 04:55:06 pm »
Hm, the tap water smells like giraffe. Must be getting close to payday.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #337 on: April 24, 2012, 09:33:17 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 23, 2012, 01:10:42 am
It takes most people until they're 27 to not be dick-bags.

I pondered throwing a coffee mug at a coworker today because he was eating candy.

Smick: Throwing the dickbag/age curve for everyone.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #338 on: April 24, 2012, 11:20:03 pm »
Quote from: smick on April 24, 2012, 09:33:17 pm
I pondered throwing a coffee mug at a coworker today because he was eating candy.

said the adult who rides a unicycle for fun
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #339 on: April 25, 2012, 03:05:40 am »
Oh... it's not for fun.

It is with purpose.

Also, I didn't ponder throwing the mug because I felt it was childish to eat candy.   I was enraged by wrapper noise.  (Also that this dudes cube is where people congregate to eat candy and bullshit and FUCK THEM.  FUCK THEM!  FUCK THEM!)
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #340 on: April 25, 2012, 06:33:59 am »
I bought a nice bag off the internet and it looks completely idiotic on me. It is clearly child-sized. Now I have to figure out how to mail this back to the company in England. dang.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #341 on: April 26, 2012, 04:32:33 am »
Did I talk about seeing candy wrappers in the stall at work? People, Jesus Christ - no candy when you are taking a shit.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #342 on: April 26, 2012, 01:24:08 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 26, 2012, 04:32:33 am
Did I talk about seeing candy wrappers in the stall at work? People, Jesus Christ - no candy when you are taking a shit.

maybe the person was hella full and he had to shit in order to make room for the candy?

(doesnt justify the wrappers not being properly taken care of, but its a poop joke.)
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #343 on: April 27, 2012, 12:06:40 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 26, 2012, 01:40:43 pm
I am convinced from how people seem to homestead on the public stalls at work that they aren't so much as shitting as having a little bit of the "saddest me times".

It's an Albertism
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #344 on: April 27, 2012, 02:45:11 pm »
I used to do that when I worked at Walmart.  Just sit in the bathroom stall for a bit of unfettered depression.  Sometimes tears.  God I hated that job.
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