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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #345 on: May 08, 2012, 11:38:18 am »
Everyone's thinking it: The harpsichord is strictly for douchebags.
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« Reply #346 on: May 08, 2012, 07:04:45 pm »
Pretentious, anachronistic douchebags. 
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« Reply #347 on: May 10, 2012, 06:12:49 pm »
Stumbled across this article.

What the fuck are you doing in New York eating at Red Lobster in Times Square? There are so many more reasonably priced and better meals to be had in all the 5 boroughs. Besides, if you visit New York, you are probably prepared to splurge, but if you're splurging at the Olive Garden, you're doing it wrong.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #348 on: May 10, 2012, 07:33:01 pm »
Quote from: miles on May 10, 2012, 06:12:49 pm
Stumbled across this article.

What the fuck are you doing in New York eating at Red Lobster in Times Square? There are so many more reasonably priced and better meals to be had in all the 5 boroughs. Besides, if you visit New York, you are probably prepared to splurge, but if you're splurging at the Olive Garden, you're doing it wrong.

I was in NY this weekend. I overheard a guy talking on the phone to his daughter back home about how they had dinner at The Olive Garden the previous night and it was so good. And today they have tickets to something called "Book of Mormon" which he'd never heard of and didn't like the title but the concierge insisted it was the hot ticket. I wanted to punch him in the throat.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #349 on: May 10, 2012, 10:43:08 pm »
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« Reply #350 on: May 11, 2012, 03:39:30 am »
Do not be hard on the 40yr old man at the Subway who has trouble understanding basic requests. His situation is proof enough that he is not doing well in life.   Rolling your eyes and sighing loudly is proof you're not doing much better.
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« Reply #351 on: May 11, 2012, 12:14:19 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on May 10, 2012, 10:43:08 pm


Oh man. I had missed that one before. That is so going on my Facebook wall today.

(What!?!? You hadn't seen that comic? I thought *everyone* blah blah blah...yeah, I know.)
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #352 on: May 11, 2012, 02:29:38 pm »
welcome to today's lucky 10,000 JL
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« Reply #353 on: May 11, 2012, 09:04:41 pm »
$25 at ralph's?
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« Reply #354 on: May 12, 2012, 07:13:54 am »
wrong way, dude. a blast can be had for 25 bucks at any dollar store. that's like twenty-five things. you want a decoy, maybe go with $15 from itunes
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #355 on: May 12, 2012, 10:35:54 am »
i was looking through old pictures of myself and i found this cool, yet crappy one i took in 2005:



i am the nerdy creep of your dreams.
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« Reply #356 on: May 12, 2012, 04:55:29 pm »
The only thing more painful than giving birth is watching a four-year-old play Beautiful Katamari. Dadgum, is that frustrating.
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« Reply #357 on: May 12, 2012, 05:35:50 pm »
Sort of similar to my four year old nephew playing Mario Kart I imagine.  At least he didn't know he was in last place...
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« Reply #358 on: May 12, 2012, 09:00:15 pm »
Mario Kart is pretty bad, too. But Katamari is like...dude, it's so simple. Just...roll. It's so easy a four year old could do it. Why can't you do it?

Of course, you can't say that. You have to be like, "Oh, honey, good job! Wow, your ball was almost 10 cm! Oh, it's OK, you can try again..."
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« Reply #359 on: May 12, 2012, 09:09:25 pm »
I was pretty impressed that my nephew mostly mastered staying on the road.  Every time he was all "did we win?!" which was just so sweet...
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