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« Reply #75 on: April 26, 2004, 03:03:02 pm »
I was gonna change my real life name to August West, but my wife wouldn't let me.  My Dad got pissed, too.
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« Reply #76 on: April 26, 2004, 03:23:26 pm »
Whaddup with that title, Auggie?
"daddy's little idiot" - 1211 posts

Special ür-secret-trigger title for that one post count? Or did you -gasp- ask for that?
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« Reply #77 on: April 26, 2004, 04:04:57 pm »
I don't ask for any of them. Well, at least not consciously.  They just magically appear.
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« Reply #78 on: April 26, 2004, 04:12:47 pm »
A taste of what's to come.  I'm Frank.
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« Reply #79 on: April 26, 2004, 04:34:18 pm »
Hey!  I know that guy!   :)

How terribly exciting...I haven't read the newspaper article yet, because I fear spoilers.  I'll read it tomorrow after the show.  I'm on the edge of my seat.  Really!
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« Reply #80 on: April 26, 2004, 04:40:21 pm »
And Jough, you better remember that you promised to divx it!
I'll be real upset if you don't.
And I'm chewing from the end of a baguette, so you better know I is serious!

Now, let's see if I can find somewhere to post not berating you...
Nope :)
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« Reply #81 on: April 26, 2004, 05:36:19 pm »
There is really a place called Bagdad, Kentucky???
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« Reply #82 on: April 26, 2004, 06:14:37 pm »
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There is really a place called Bagdad, Kentucky???

OHHOHO Yes. There are a lot of funny place names in Kentucky; if you think Bagdad is good, wait until you hear about Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky.
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« Reply #83 on: April 26, 2004, 06:14:40 pm »
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There is really a place called Bagdad, Kentucky???


You bet -- all two general stores, one post office, one church and one bank of it.
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« Reply #84 on: April 26, 2004, 08:48:03 pm »
Okay, WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I've got some goddamned episode with three guys named Tom, Doug, and Richard. Screw you, Dr. Phil. Fuck you!
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« Reply #85 on: April 26, 2004, 08:57:04 pm »
Dude, I'm not on 'til tomorrow!
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« Reply #86 on: April 26, 2004, 09:38:44 pm »
...Now, that shit's funny!...

Looking at that Rogues Gallery link you posted, Aug - nothing personal, just a question - but what standards do they apply in the auditions to decide who goes on TV? is it appearance (like, no disfigured mutants) or poise (like, no pissing yourself on camera) or what?
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« Reply #87 on: April 26, 2004, 09:40:01 pm »
Also, Bagdad, KY is awesome. I hope you use your winnings to erect two 100 foot high crossed swords over the main road into town.
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« Reply #88 on: April 27, 2004, 01:05:54 am »
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...Now, that shit's funny!...

Looking at that Rogues Gallery link you posted, Aug - nothing personal, just a question - but what standards do they apply in the auditions to decide who goes on TV? is it appearance (like, no disfigured mutants) or poise (like, no pissing yourself on camera) or what?


What exactly are you implying here, Dawg?  That I am less than studly in my appearance and charming in my demeanor?

Actually, in the screening process, after the second test, they stood us up and we played a quick mock game of Jeopardy.  I think this is where they vetted us for appearance and poise.

It was either then or during the swimsuit competition.
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« Reply #89 on: April 27, 2004, 01:07:45 am »
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Also, Bagdad, KY is awesome. I hope you use your winnings to erect two 100 foot high crossed swords over the main road into town.


I'll certainly take that under advisement.

Kentucky has lots of strange place names.  Within 5 miles or so of here we have Vigo, Cropper, Pleasureville, Peytona and Waddy.
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