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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #90 on: January 01, 2012, 01:11:53 am »
Oh sure, Doc - we already knew it wasn't you!

I dreamed about Tom Hanks last night (he was pretty incidental to the dream, though).
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #91 on: January 01, 2012, 03:18:02 am »
Jaydub sent me a lot of giant cookies! I actually got them last week. I would/should have taken pictures, but they were cookies, and I ate them instead.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #92 on: January 01, 2012, 06:39:10 am »
Wise decision.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2012, 06:38:08 pm »
Merry Christmas, Pat!  I forgot to include a card, but I decided you would figure out what they were about. 
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #94 on: January 02, 2012, 11:33:09 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 02, 2012, 06:38:08 pm
Merry Christmas, Pat!  I forgot to include a card, but I decided you would figure out what they were about. 

Was your name on them, or will Pat eat anything that comes in the mail for him?
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #95 on: January 03, 2012, 12:00:43 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on January 02, 2012, 11:33:09 pm
...will Pat eat anything that comes in the mail for him?

if yes, just think of the pranks one could play... [[maniacal laughter]]
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #96 on: January 03, 2012, 12:28:08 am »
Apparently he ate Okinawan pig intestine soup lately, so you might have to work hard to top that.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #97 on: January 03, 2012, 01:55:48 am »
Return address on the package, I'm thinking.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #98 on: January 03, 2012, 05:39:41 am »
Quote from: jaydub on January 03, 2012, 01:55:48 am
Return address on the package, I'm thinking.

I prefer to think he has unending faith in the iron stomach of a soldier.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #99 on: January 03, 2012, 06:01:20 am »
They were delicious cookies.  Sometimes you've just gotta take your chances.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #100 on: January 03, 2012, 10:35:32 am »
I'm kind of bummed my gift has not been announced here yet - I sent it two weeks ago. Fuckin' mailman probably stole it.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #101 on: January 03, 2012, 12:12:57 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 03, 2012, 01:55:48 am
Return address on the package, I'm thinking.

Speaking of which, I'm your Secret Santa. I got you something (a few days late), but they were supposed to notify you via email address. I gave them the gmail you had listed on your facebook profile. Don't know if you check it regularly or not. Let me know if you haven't heard anything.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #102 on: January 03, 2012, 02:00:46 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on January 03, 2012, 10:35:32 am
I'm kind of bummed my gift has not been announced here yet - I sent it two weeks ago. Fuckin' mailman probably stole it.

Yeah, I'm getting kinda antsy too.  Every time I see a new post in this thread I'm thinking that my gift has finally arrived.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #103 on: January 03, 2012, 03:15:58 pm »
I got a manila envelope in the mail last week that was ripped open and had what looked like tire marks on it. Mail delivery ain't what it used to be.
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Re: Who wants to give and possibly receive holiday gifts?
« Reply #104 on: January 03, 2012, 04:56:35 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 03, 2012, 03:15:58 pm
I got a manila envelope in the mail last week that was ripped open and had what looked like tire marks on it. Mail delivery ain't what it used to be.

Ain't that the truth.  About two months ago I got a package.  It was supposed to contain season 5 of Dexter and seasons 1 and 2 of Breaking Bad.  But the package was ripped open and empty.  It was inside of a plastic bag from the post office that had a note on it saying something to the effect of "Sorry if this is an inconvenience"
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