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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #75 on: December 26, 2011, 01:29:47 pm »
I managed to get in the Christmas spirit yesterday, with the help of my good buddy Johnny Walker.
If I drink scotch two Christmases in a row, that makes it a tradition, right?
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #76 on: January 05, 2012, 12:34:48 am »
I was with my mother's family for Christmas.

They're teetotalers.

Made me miss my in-laws, a little bit.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #77 on: January 05, 2012, 12:43:58 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 05, 2012, 12:34:48 am
I was with my mother's family for Christmas.

They're teetotalers.

Made me miss my in-laws, a little bit.
I went from one party where old women were hammering scotch like frat boys to another "party" where a dude had a martini and everyone joked about how he had a smile on his face.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #78 on: January 05, 2012, 02:19:11 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 05, 2012, 12:34:48 am
They're teetotalers.

My parents and sisters don't drink at all. Luckily I get along with them really well.

I feel your pain though.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #79 on: January 05, 2012, 04:28:13 am »
I don't drink at all.  Does that mean you don't want to party with me?
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #80 on: January 05, 2012, 02:33:49 pm »
No, I'm just saying it would suck to spend Christmas with my family if I didn't like them and they didn't have booze in the house. At least half of my good friends don't drink.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #81 on: January 05, 2012, 04:16:47 pm »
My parents and brother are fine. They don't drink, but I like them.

The extended family is a drama hurricane, and although I am not much of a drinker myself, being around them for five straight hours would be more bearable if I could pound a couple of jack and cokes while I was there.

I muddled through by roping the tolerable few into a board game, so it was all good.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #82 on: January 05, 2012, 07:09:53 pm »
There was once a Christmas with my in-laws where my MIL assigned me the duty of assuring a drink was in her hands at all times.  I was actually pretty fun.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #83 on: January 05, 2012, 08:22:54 pm »
Welcome to presbyterian english family celebration where we raise the roof like its 1922 and we pretend to tolerate each other for a few hours. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #84 on: January 06, 2012, 12:05:06 am »
not drinking is fine, i wouldn't begrudge it of anybody. so long as they don't begrudge my drinking.

it's like, you're free to swing your arms wantonly, but your right to do so ends at my face.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #85 on: January 06, 2012, 12:25:26 am »
Quote from: Choop on January 06, 2012, 12:05:06 am
it's like, you're free to swing your arms wantonly, but your right to do so ends at my face.

that applies to everything in life.  perfect.  you have the rights to a tcodp.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #86 on: January 06, 2012, 12:40:00 am »
Half my family drinks too much and half doesn't drink at all. I fuck it all up by spending half my time in each camp.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #87 on: January 06, 2012, 02:10:44 am »
nobody in my extended family drinks more than like a glass of wine with dinner. Maybe they secretly all get drunk on wine when I am not around.

None of them wanted spiked eggnog OR spiked apple cider. Even my brother (who is 20) does not drink at all. What gives? I drink so much.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #88 on: January 06, 2012, 02:46:46 am »
I have hell of alcoholics on both sides of my family.  I drank my share, but I quit four years ago.  Don't miss it much at all.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #89 on: January 06, 2012, 02:50:27 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on January 06, 2012, 12:40:00 am
Half my family drinks too much and half doesn't drink at all. I fuck it all up by spending half my time in each camp.

Good. Keep 'em guessing.
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