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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2013, 08:59:30 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 02, 2013, 08:17:39 pm
I have a longstanding crush on the girl who used to do Glad Bag commercials, and searching for her name brought me to this thread on Straight Dope. Guess I'm not the only one!

That jogged my memory regarding the lead actress in the New Prons' "The Laws Have Changed" video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn-LDCRL8Js
Apparently her name is Rachel Wainwright, which had eluded me for years.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2013, 01:45:47 am »
Further down the thread she is identified as Melanie Deanne Paxson née Moore.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2013, 01:50:20 am »
Hmm. I mean, she's very cute but I don't see a wow factor.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2013, 05:26:34 am »
There's a woman in a Christmas commercial that I think is pretty cute, but I can't find the commercial so sorry.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2013, 07:32:16 am »

This Girl in this really charming short movie I am watching, the Bakery Girl of Monceau.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2013, 04:17:51 pm »
I think Flo from the Progressive commercials is pretty hot, especially the one running now where she's in the rain with her wet clothes plastered to her dripping body.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2013, 04:47:32 pm »
You guys sure watch a lot of commericials. Don't you have Tivo or anything?
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2013, 06:01:21 pm »
Quote from: wombat on January 03, 2013, 04:47:32 pm
You guys sure watch a lot of commericials. Don't you have Tivo or anything?

This is from Tivo'ing past it.

Also, if you want to watch sports live you're stuck with commercials.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2013, 07:17:27 pm »
Flo's weird lack of a chin kills it for me.

I don't know why. When you're missing your chin... not like you lost it in an injury, not like you had a series of sad birth defects and missing a chin is just part of it, when you're a normal modestly-attractive person who happens to have no chin... that kills it for me. Especially with the clownish make-up she wears to draw the eye away from her total lack of anything a human being could call a chin.

I've just always assumed that she is someone's daughter or wife or lover or something, with how hard she gets pushed as being attractive in those ads despite looking like some kind of weird chinless hipster-Tammy-Faye-Bakker ersatz pastiche of a woman.

It is difficult to imagine someone looking at her casting photo off the street and thinking "yeah, that's our spokeswoman!"

Some kind of weapons-grade nepotism seems almost necessary for this to occur in a universe that still has laws underpinning it and stuff.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #54 on: January 03, 2013, 08:19:12 pm »
Oh Mike.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #55 on: January 03, 2013, 08:24:40 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 03, 2013, 04:42:14 pm
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HOO-YAA!

That makes the cut, alrighty.



The stranded dude in that commercial is pretty easy on the eyes, too. Yowza. I'd skip the rental car, throw him in that backseat and steam up the windows 'til the rain stopped.

Wait, I mean, is my spouse still reading this? I mean, uh, I guess he's OK. If you're into that whole "athletic build, classically handsome" thing.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2013, 03:00:05 am »
Well, my unconscious served up quite the dream this morning. I had the most detailed sex dream I've ever had, with (to my total surprize) Anthony Bourdain.  It was pretty much the best erotic dream I've ever had.  I'd never thought of him in such a way in my waking life... until now that is.

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« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2013, 03:04:41 am »
I'm glad you enjoyed your dream, but that is going to give me nightmares.
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2013, 04:34:51 am »
As this movie started, I thought "man, I feel like I get better at perving on cute girls every day." And then the scene turned into this.

Have I told you about my queer punk band name? The Male Gaze/The Male Gays?
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Re: Wouldya?
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2013, 07:01:04 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 05, 2013, 03:04:41 am
I'm glad you enjoyed your dream, but that is going to give me nightmares.

Truth be told, I had a hard time finding any pictures of him that I find attractive, but apparently somewhere in the grey matter, I dig him.

Looking at the people I've listed off, I'm beginning to wonder if what I'm attracted to, on some level, is benign arrogance?  
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