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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #225 on: September 05, 2013, 05:16:33 am »
daaaaaamn

the only way that could be better is if it was a '65 ford galaxie
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #226 on: September 05, 2013, 06:09:50 am »
An Escalade art car would be quite a statement.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #227 on: September 05, 2013, 03:50:47 pm »
Yesterday I wrote my old professors asking for recommendations. One sent an auto-response saying she is out of the country this semester. The other responded saying, basically, "I don't remember you."

I am not really sure what my next step is here. Lately I am having doubts about the whole urban planning thing again, and I am not really sure how to proceed.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #228 on: September 05, 2013, 04:40:22 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 05, 2013, 03:50:47 pm
Yesterday I wrote my old professors asking for recommendations. One sent an auto-response saying she is out of the country this semester. The other responded saying, basically, "I don't remember you."

Did you send them stuff to remind them who you are? I've had students send me photos, which is brilliant. I also used to ask them to send any of their work from my class that they still had.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #229 on: September 05, 2013, 05:17:02 pm »
Yes, he asked for another email with more info about what I've done since graduating, my papers from the class, etc. so he can decide whether he can write me a letter of rec. I don't feel like "since graduating I have worked at a service-industry job, read and grown a lot, and done one crappy internship" is super helpful to his needs.

Whether or not I get into school, in one year I am selling as much of my crap as possible, packing, and moving somewhere. The only way I'm not moving away is if something totally mindblowing happens that makes me want to stay.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #230 on: September 05, 2013, 06:04:12 pm »
Why is this dude not already in Chile?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #231 on: September 05, 2013, 10:51:43 pm »
GRE math sucks.

I really feel like many of these practice problems don't give me enough information to solve them. Trying to do combination/permutation problems right now and it is just completely ridiculous.

The one that aggravated me the most said there were three possible answers. If there are three different scenarios, the "total possible number of combinations" should mean in all three scenarios, right? The entire point of combinations is to figure out all of the different outcomes.

Similar issues with the "reading comprehension" section. This is some serious BS.

meanwhile the penis on my laptop is jumping randomly around the screen. For a day where I slept until noon and did nothing until 2 hours ago, this day is really stressing me out.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #232 on: September 05, 2013, 11:34:21 pm »
i know what you typed, but all i want is a gif of how your post reads
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #233 on: September 06, 2013, 05:18:27 am »
TIG not only type "dog c*ck" into the search box, but be aware that I have to type "dog c*ck" to get the results I'm looking for.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #234 on: September 06, 2013, 05:29:17 am »
If you want dog cock sometimes you gotta type dog cock.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #235 on: September 06, 2013, 11:52:34 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 05, 2013, 05:06:41 am
I thought y'all might like to see this before it gets obscured.

So sweet.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #236 on: September 06, 2013, 05:00:06 pm »
How often does Dragonfire get a new paint job?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #237 on: September 06, 2013, 07:56:40 pm »
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #238 on: September 06, 2013, 08:06:04 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on September 06, 2013, 05:00:06 pm
How often does Dragonfire get a new paint job?

From time to time. If this one turns out bad ass it'll likely be the last.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #239 on: September 06, 2013, 08:41:16 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 06, 2013, 07:56:40 pm


What classic movie was that dog quoting at the time?
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