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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #105 on: August 09, 2013, 05:03:42 pm »
I knew a kid in grammar school named Jolyn (jolly-in) Forsythe.  An Aussie, obviously, but I suspect his parents were posh Ex-pats.
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« Reply #106 on: August 09, 2013, 05:35:56 pm »
Pedro told me he had a new co-worker named Simon Archer. I immediately blurted out, "Is he British?"

Indeed, he is.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #107 on: August 09, 2013, 05:43:37 pm »
loving these englisher-than-english names :)

we got some frames though; not what the missus wanted but they're attractive enough anyway. so tonight i'm going to have an ...art show? WTF THIS IS SO FRIGGIN WEIRD
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #108 on: August 09, 2013, 07:24:20 pm »
Right on to all them mmm English girls named Charisse. Blonde english girls with ghetto names, you know what I'm saying? I love that shit.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #109 on: August 09, 2013, 07:54:31 pm »
Sometimes I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #110 on: August 09, 2013, 08:13:38 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 09, 2013, 07:24:20 pm
Right on to all them mmm English girls named Charisse. Blonde english girls with ghetto names, you know what I'm saying? I love that shit.

fuck*ng excellent.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #111 on: August 09, 2013, 08:53:26 pm »
Love me some chav arse, innit?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #112 on: August 09, 2013, 09:33:40 pm »
That is brilliant.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #113 on: August 09, 2013, 09:42:48 pm »
I really can't do wonky teeth.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #114 on: August 09, 2013, 10:29:31 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 09, 2013, 09:42:48 pm
I really can't do wonky teeth.

It's my sexual Kryptonite.
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« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2013, 03:27:48 am »
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The other day I had an interaction like "oh hey, inev, have you met our new roommate? She is a small, friendly, curly haired social activist who will chat you up for like an hour about South American history." Between her and her also gorgeous roommates, it is like there is a magnet on my dick heart and their house is north.

This lady just called me up with a feeble pretext for conversation and then asked if I want to hang out this weekend. I think we're getting a drink somewhere after work. Umm.

Meanwhile my new bike lights came and they are absurdly bright. I don't know if STL bikers have wimpy lights, or other cities are more crowded so you need a brighter light, or what. I just read some articles and looked for the most bang for my buck. At this point anyone who hits me from behind must be so drunk they think the guy with the flashing lights is extra points. My front light is so bright that everyone said "whoa!" when I turned it on, on the lowest setting.

Paul, are bad teeth zero-to-hero kryptonite, or hero-to-zero?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2013, 04:47:41 am »
just got back from my art show, i sold a print :)

paul as soon as my initial investment pays for more prints, your weird will be in the mail.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #117 on: August 10, 2013, 07:17:16 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 10, 2013, 03:27:48 am
Paul, are bad teeth zero-to-hero kryptonite, or hero-to-zero?

Definitely hero to zero. Quirky teeth don't bother me too much, but rotted or dirty teeth, ugh! The worst is, at my age everybodys teeth are going bad so it's a pretty rough scene for me.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #118 on: August 10, 2013, 04:50:15 pm »
Go younger, then. Half your age plus seven, you'll be set.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #119 on: August 11, 2013, 01:26:08 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on August 10, 2013, 04:50:15 pm
Go younger, then. Half your age plus seven, you'll be set.

I do what I can. The last woman I was with was 36 so that would be half +11.

Alternately...

Quote from: jay-ell on August 10, 2013, 04:50:15 pm
Go younger, then. Half your age plus seven, you'll be set.

In other words you. JL do you want to be my girlfriend?
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