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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1215 on: December 24, 2014, 07:46:59 pm »
I went to Plow & Hearth, resolving not to leave until I picked SOMETHING. Bought this goofy thing. http://www.plowhearth.com/solar-mercury-glass-mason-jar-with-color-changing-led-lights.htm
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1216 on: December 25, 2014, 02:18:55 pm »
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1217 on: December 25, 2014, 08:34:27 pm »
Merry Christmas, y'all.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1218 on: December 25, 2014, 08:45:27 pm »
My bus caught on fire between Amarillo and raton at 6 am!  Had to go back to Amarillo, headed back now!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1219 on: December 26, 2014, 07:50:34 am »
Merry Christmas friends!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1220 on: December 29, 2014, 08:09:41 pm »
So how do you administer the eye medicine if the hoss isn't cooperating?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1221 on: December 29, 2014, 08:11:30 pm »
I survived the holiday. The kids were actually pretty good, enjoyed their loot, and gave out some good stuff as well.
It's the grandparents who drive me bonkers. One grandma who is overly sensitive + another grandma who doesn't know how to accept gifts graciously, even if she doesn't like them = bad combination.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1222 on: December 29, 2014, 09:28:05 pm »
Went to visit relatives for Christmas for the first time in I can't remember how long. The nephew really wanted us to come and soon enough he'll be a teenager and won't give a fuck, so I figured it wouldn't happen again any time soon. Very complicated traveling with the pug geriatric ward. The blind one did great, actually, but the one on heart medicine that makes her pee all over the place was not an ideal guest. I warned them though and they still wanted us to come.


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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1223 on: December 29, 2014, 10:09:37 pm »
In other holiday news, a "gift" to the kids was the news that we're going to Florida at the end of January. The oldest is happy about going; the younger one is surprisingly cynical about the whole thing. I'm legit more excited than the two of them put together (but honestly, the trip is as much for Mrs. del Vaca and I as it is for them). 29 days to go.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1224 on: December 29, 2014, 10:51:24 pm »
My debut is finally online. Out of tune sounding guitars, flubbed notes, bad singing, grainy video. It's all here. Still proud. Filmed in the basement of my old house in St Louis.

(I wish I'd written a second verse, though.)
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1225 on: December 30, 2014, 04:38:31 am »
I can hear my mom watching it and I am thinking about how the only easy-to-hear line includes the word "marijuana."

(in the song I am saying that instead of smoking or drinking I just go surf, but the lyrics are pretty nervous-guy-garbled. Also she might know that I do not literally surf.)
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1226 on: December 30, 2014, 06:33:19 pm »
My mom came to one of our gigs when I was in college. She left halfway through.

I enjoyed "Surfing the Mississippi."
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1227 on: January 05, 2015, 09:28:03 pm »
Hey, is there any kind of setup documentation for this application? It's not working right.
Did you check this thing?
Yes.
How about this other thing?
Yeah, looked at that too.
Hmmm.  Well, it SHOULD work.
<spend two weeks fuck*ng around with it>
Did you do everything in the setup guide?
What setup guide?
The one on the SharePoint site?
What SharePoint site?
Here, I'll send you a link.
ISN'T THAT WHAT I ASKED FOR ORIGINALLY? PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT I ASKED FOR.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1228 on: January 06, 2015, 02:40:28 pm »
Stay off the beach Mayor.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1229 on: January 06, 2015, 03:55:15 pm »
The snow is foiling my plan to get free birthday lunches all week.
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