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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #210 on: January 27, 2015, 11:26:26 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 27, 2015, 11:20:29 pm
This season of Archer has firmly lodged "gaping dickhole" in my vocabulary and I am better for it.

Oh boy! Hope it makes Netflix soon.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #211 on: February 15, 2015, 08:35:26 pm »
This album is mind-blowing. All the pictures included on the Voyager probe that we launched into space in the 70s. Teared up a little thinking about all that exists here and how beautiful our home is.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #212 on: February 19, 2015, 06:21:10 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 15, 2015, 08:35:26 pm
This album is mind-blowing. All the pictures included on the Voyager probe that we launched into space in the 70s. Teared up a little thinking about all that exists here and how beautiful our home is.
Have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJoMDq4AyLc   Top Gear's U-2 flight. I wept inside knowing I will likely not live long enough to wear to see something like that in person.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #213 on: February 26, 2015, 05:34:01 am »
So you may know that Spanish has two different words for "to be." One, estar, is used for a temporary state like being wet or at school or driving a car. The other one, ser, is used for permanent things. So today I had a sentence that said "ella es lista." I know that word! My grandma always says "Estas listo?" Are you ready! So: She is ready.

But no! This is "ser," not "estar." The state of being always ready? "She is clever." Whoa. I like it.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #214 on: March 03, 2015, 05:49:03 pm »
Stupid yet interesting thing: an acquaintance of mine who is a self-stylized social media guru has a Klout score of 56.
I tweet about baseball and post things on Facebook every once in a while. My Klout score is 52. Seems like there should be a bigger gap, there.

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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #215 on: March 03, 2015, 07:29:11 pm »
Yeah, I'm with Drew on Minecraft. Why my kids like to watch videos of other people playing the game is beyond me.

Too bad Kinja isn't included in Klout. I've got a 200-star post in the Curt Schilling vs. Twitter discussion on Deadspin right now.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #216 on: March 11, 2015, 12:33:48 pm »
I don't have anything to say, I'm just posting BECAUSE I CAN.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #217 on: March 11, 2015, 04:06:27 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 11, 2015, 03:52:58 pm
I've been using this dying mechanism as an asshole litmus test for a while.

I quit wearing watches 6 or 7 years ago, but I agree wholeheartedly with the article. 

I used to collect mechanical watches, but only those I could get for less than about $30.  Mostly Timexes from the 60's and 70's.  I think they're fuck*ng cool because they cost about $20 brand new and for the most part still keep excellent time.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #218 on: March 11, 2015, 05:04:32 pm »
My dad gave me his cool (possibly really nice?) watch from the 80s, but it doesn't work and I don't wear watches.

I think a lot about getting one of those cheap casio digital ones so I can check the time in class a little more subtly.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #219 on: March 20, 2015, 04:28:34 pm »
Good for you man. Should we start calling you Wombat II?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #220 on: March 25, 2015, 04:07:08 am »
Dude, I already gave you a can.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #221 on: March 26, 2015, 02:57:52 pm »
I want to have a band called Five Forks, which is an actual place in Pennsylvania.

The we could go on tour with The Knife and Spoon.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #222 on: March 26, 2015, 11:56:50 pm »
One green room here in Denver is just filled with food/band puns on the wall...pad Thai segall, tex mex pistols, gram parsnips...idk there were more good ones, I just took a pic of pad Thai segall and those are the others in the pic (we added dough la tengo).  Right in the middle real big someone wrote the cranberries...this reminded me of that.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #223 on: March 30, 2015, 04:57:50 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on March 20, 2015, 03:47:42 pm
Today there is 4.2% less of me.
For a dude of your magnitude, I'm guessing that ran about 8-10 lbs.  Which seems considerable.  Breast reduction?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #224 on: March 30, 2015, 07:21:36 pm »
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