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[Carlos del Vaca]

Runny eggs are a horror thought. I like my eggs cooked within an inch of their life, and with lots of stuff (meat, cheese, veggies, hot sauce) in or on them.

[AugustWest]

Runny eggs are a horror thought. I like my eggs cooked within an inch of their life, and with lots of stuff (meat, cheese, veggies, hot sauce) in or on them.

I'm with the mayor on this one.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Poached eggs. Eggs Benedict all day. Makes that shit with pork roll, lobster, crab, salmon, sweet potatoes, soup, ramen/noodles, salad. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE! POACHED. EGGS.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/poached-egg-recipe_n_4165033.html

Disclaimer: I microwave my eggs. 2 eggs x 2 minutes in a cereal bowl + spices. Whisk it and throw that on toast over the meat of your choice with a piece of cheese in the middle. Usually bacon or sausage. Efficiency is the name of the game.

[jay-ell]

skip the hollandaise

Nooooo! Hollandaise is the greatest egg condiment known to man! Can you imagine the genius behind it? "Let's take a raw egg and mix it with butter and these little grassy things and put it on top of more eggs." It's fabulous.

Poached eggs. Eggs Benedict all day. Makes that shit with pork roll, lobster, crab, salmon, sweet potatoes, soup, ramen/noodles, salad. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE! POACHED. EGGS.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/poached-egg-recipe_n_4165033.html

Disclaimer: I microwave my eggs. 2 eggs x 2 minutes in a cereal bowl + spices. Whisk it and throw that on toast over the meat of your choice with a piece of cheese in the middle. Usually bacon or sausage. Efficiency is the name of the game.

I once had a lobster omelet. My mom took me to brunch for my birthday. It was heaven on a plate.

Also, I have started occasionally making quiche in a coffee mug. 1 egg, half a piece of bread (torn into chunks), salt, pepper, dill or thyme, and a tablespoon each of whatever kind of shredded cheese you got. Throw in some ham, sausage, bacon, veggies and whatnot and nuke it for a minute and a half...it puffs up but good, and it'll keep your hands warm on the way to work.

Leaves a hell of a ring in the coffee cup, though.

[Choop]

a good egg don't need condiments! the yolk is a damn great condiment! you can just sprinkle dill right on your egg if you want some dang dill!

[Arachno-capitalist]

Also, I have started occasionally making quiche in a coffee mug. 1 egg, half a piece of bread (torn into chunks), salt, pepper, dill or thyme, and a tablespoon each of whatever kind of shredded cheese you got. Throw in some ham, sausage, bacon, veggies and whatnot and nuke it for a minute and a half...it puffs up but good, and it'll keep your hands warm on the way to work.

Leaves a hell of a ring in the coffee cup, though.

Cool. Guess what ACAP is making for breakfast. The eggs leave a ring on the bowl I use, too, but I wash it right away while the cheese is melting over the sausage/bacon in the toaster oven.

[theinevitable]

what is wrong with you anti-runny-egg people. eggs over easy all day.

[KeithHernandez]

Did you all know that if you are a vegan who only lives with vegans for like 4 or 5 years then eggs will smell like the worst, most rotten thing in the world when a non-vegan moves in?  Like meat, that smells good (or not bad), but eggs are gross as fuck?

[Arachno-capitalist]

Dig you know that being a vegan sounds like the worst most rotten thing in the world?

[KeithHernandez]

Tell that shit to yer colon son

[wombat]

Did you all know that if you are a vegan who only lives with vegans for like 4 or 5 years then eggs will smell like the worst, most rotten thing in the world when a non-vegan moves in?  Like meat, that smells good (or not bad), but eggs are gross as fuck?

I believe that. I eat a lot of eggy things, I love a lot of eggy things including desserts like custard and eggnog, but I also feel like eggs are on the hairy edge of edibility. A very badly cooked egg, or eggs when my stomach is feeling a little less than perfect, and then it's like, oh god, how did people ever think to eat this?

[pmcd9]

Tell that shit to yer colon son

Have you ever noticed how many vegans are also smokers and/or heavy drug users?

[KeithHernandez]

I...maybe?  I guess it kinda leans that way or like super fuck*ng yuppie?  I hang with the smoker/drug user parts.

I will say, people are always like wait, you smoke and you're vegan?  Like they are surprised, so I don't know?  My whole vegan thing started with compassion and not health, though the last few years I've been being really healthy too, diet wise at least.

[wombat]

That wouldn't surprise me, because I don't know anyone who's a vegan for health, they're all animal nuts. But of course those would be the people I would know.

[pmcd9]

That wouldn't surprise me, because I don't know anyone who's a vegan for health, they're all animal nuts. But of course those would be the people I would know.

Right. I only mention it because Keith cited a health concern in his defense of veganism. And we all, with a few notable exceptions, know that smoking and taking drugs are the worst thing you can do for your health.