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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #915 on: May 24, 2018, 02:12:19 pm »

Today I'm gonna sit here and wait to hear from my friend who has Caps season tickets.
Finals game 3 is at home Saturday... I'm free Saturday night... just sayin'.
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« Reply #916 on: May 24, 2018, 05:59:40 pm »

Send that man a candy-gram, stat!
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« Reply #917 on: June 10, 2018, 08:48:30 pm »

Apparently we have posted a couple-photo that looked to many acquaintances like an engagement photo. A hand was posed in a certain way. Yikes.
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« Reply #918 on: June 11, 2018, 08:44:21 am »

A hand was posed in a certain way. Yikes.

Did you accidentally get engaged?
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« Reply #919 on: June 11, 2018, 02:21:42 pm »

No, we were at a wedding as guests. It was a super fancy one. Holy cow
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« Reply #920 on: June 11, 2018, 03:05:37 pm »

I can see how that assumption could be made, although I did not myself, although I must ask you if that occurrence would be so terrible?
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« Reply #921 on: June 11, 2018, 06:27:35 pm »

I wasn't aware that there was a secret hand signal that tells you that a couple in a photo is engaged.
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« Reply #922 on: June 12, 2018, 02:35:53 am »

it was a candid photo taken between more posed photos and it looked like she was flashing a hand with a ring on it. Apparently some people don't know the engagement ring goes on the ring finger.

Paul, I misread your post before. I hope we are not accidentally engaged.

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« Reply #923 on: June 12, 2018, 06:48:51 am »

Paul, I misread your post before. I hope we are not accidentally engaged.

Could be a super wacky adventure. I've seen romantic comedies that had a flimsier premise. If you feel a montage coming on you'll know for sure.

I'm sure everything will work out in the end.

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« Reply #924 on: June 13, 2018, 03:53:25 pm »

Reading Lileks today I'm going to realize I've become a person who knows where the slaughterhouse is. It's a subtle but emphatic shift of perspective.
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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #925 on: June 18, 2018, 03:21:30 pm »

...go to work to recover from the weekend.

Went off road deep into the National Forest and slept in the bed of the pickup with a dog and a boy. Did not get eaten by bear.



Saw some deer, the boy wants to come back on October to see how they're doing.
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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #926 on: June 18, 2018, 08:37:16 pm »

I saw a deer in the neighbor's backyard without even having to leave the house, much less sleep in a pickup in the woods. I like that better.
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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #927 on: June 19, 2018, 03:01:53 pm »

Listen, you look out in your yard and see some ungrateful deer who eats, shits and leaves, I look out and see goats who eat, shit and yell their love and affection to me.

We take what we get.
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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #928 on: June 19, 2018, 03:41:37 pm »

This morning the deer was in my front yard instead of the neighbor's, so possibly eating MY garden. So I am now vigorously anti-seeing-deer.
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