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Author Topic: Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)  (Read 5369 times)

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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« on: February 16, 2004, 02:09:32 pm »
So can anybody see the picture?

Ray went a totally different way with the dry-humping kitty than I expected. I thought he was going to tell the guy his cat was going to end up as a lot lizard, or doing cheerleader themed porn or something and he'd just have to accept having a slutty cat. That and he used witch over bitch. Weird.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2004, 02:25:22 pm »
Ray was unable to properly construct an img tag.  The URL to the image he ended up posting was:

http://www.achewood.com/”^BB^&fuckFUCK^AA.jay-peg”

Wow, even the HTML in this Ray's Place is funny.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2004, 02:34:20 pm »
Hey, Ray plugged Ancient Age, the distillery of which I pass by on my way to work every morning. (How's that for a poorly constructed sentence?)  Of course, around here you can throw a rock and hit a distillery.

So, whose saxophone has Ray acquired?  Coltrane?  Bird?  Sonny Rollins?  Roland Kirk?
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2004, 03:16:30 pm »
I have to say I preferred the image of autoerotic asphyxiation involving clear jelly mules. Goddamn!

Also: "double nut beat down."
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2004, 04:55:49 pm »
I'm fairly sure that I will be using the phrase "You are Violating" soon.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2004, 05:57:16 pm »
Quote from: "Gimpson"
Ray was unable to properly construct an img tag.  The URL to the image he ended up posting was:

http://www.achewood.com/”^BB^&fuckFUCK^AA.jay-peg”

Wow, even the HTML in this Ray's Place is funny.


That one is coming up as a 404 too
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2004, 06:23:18 pm »
Quote from: "CortJstr"
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Ray was unable to properly construct an img tag.  The URL to the image he ended up posting was:

http://www.achewood.com/”^BB^&fuckFUCK^AA.jay-peg”

Wow, even the HTML in this Ray's Place is funny.


That one is coming up as a 404 too


I took it as Ray trying to insert the picture and just failing miserably.  But maybe I'm reading too much into it...
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2004, 07:19:54 pm »
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I took it as Ray trying to insert the picture and just failing miserably.  But maybe I'm reading too much into it...


that's how i took it, but i still wanted to see a picture anyway :)
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2004, 07:23:12 pm »
You will when the "jay-peg" file format becomes more universally recognized.

That is pretty funny, but not as funny as the Jelly mules and the chloroformed sock on a short string.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2004, 08:55:27 pm »
Okay, and this is better than a new strip... how?
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2004, 09:12:26 pm »
It's not, but as Ray's Places go, it's pretty classic.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2004, 10:10:32 pm »
The divining rod bit was funny, I'll give him that.

Glad to see that he's still fielding lots of liquor-related questions, since Onstad was on the Stanford Drinking Team (regional champs 1996) in college.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2004, 04:33:12 pm »
Still waiting to hear whether anyone has actually tried the Johnny Rompers recipe, as I can't tell from reading whether it would be horribly sweet or just right.  I will check it out tonight in greater detail and report back.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2004, 07:57:00 pm »
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Still waiting to hear whether anyone has actually tried the Johnny Rompers recipe, as I can't tell from reading whether it would be horribly sweet or just right.  I will check it out tonight in greater detail and report back.

Well, wasn't the letter spawned by the author's friends actually digging on the Johnny Rompers thing? I confess it sounds a little weird to me, but I am officially the least classy drinker in the world.
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Romantic on a shoe (Feb 16, 04)
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2004, 08:47:38 pm »
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I confess it sounds a little weird to me, but I am officially the least classy drinker in the world.

No, no, no, my friend. I have drunk Hawaiian Punch mixed with vodka, directly from the plastic bottle. I truly AM the least classy drinker.
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