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[V-Adore]

By popular demand: post about the blogs of early May in this here thread.

[Bobby Isosceles]

By popular demand: post about the blogs of early May in this here thread.

The thread title is beautiful chiasmus.

[miles]

As I was saying, I like to get the vegan scramble with Tofeggy™, harissa, and brown nut bean paste. Tofeggy isn't something you can screw around with, and I guess you might say I was putting the new chef (just a cook, really) to the test.

I cannot begin to describe the failure of his vegan scramble. First of all, he used egg whites, which he burned into a thin brown "pancake" before wiping on a pathetic amount of harissa and a spoonful of brown nut bean paste. Then he folded it into an offensive, greasy burrito. On the side was the appropriate scoop of fenugreek-steeped quinoa, which I was able to eat, but on the whole I was just disgusted with the affair.

Grossest breakfast ever?

Brown nut bean paste?  What the fuck!

Also, Lyle's!  Perfect!

[CortJstr]

See now I always used my cookie cutters as biscuit cutters. Turns out I had it all wrong and backwards!

[Turbo Ninja]

I get extra enjoyment from reading Lyle's blog because of the banner advertising.  I bet the Blogspot Ad Bot has hell of difficulty figuring out what ads to place above "tranny fux" entries.

LN's ads, last I checked, were for Snoop Dogg stuff.  It's a value-added kind of funny.

[Bozack]

See? Vapes are HIP, man. They are AWESOME.

[CortJstr]

I thought they were for booze.

SLF?

[Carlos del Vaca]

Stiff Little Fingers.

You gotta sus, sus, sus, sus, sus sus sus suspect device.

[antioch]

I think the observations in Stad's personal blog hit dead-on for alot of working, desperate people. It does remind me that married men seem to have alot of scorn towards post-prime lady hitons (albeit stad's narrative faces the tension with whimsy). Is the root of this spouse's love, or some weirdopathic "you had your chance" complex?

 Also maritime-ready hull sounds like something Lowtax would write, but its still funny. And the erotisqueals rule.

edit: sorry about all the hyphens.

[sleepless_medic]

I think the observations in Stad's personal blog hit dead-on for alot of working, desperate people. It does remind me that married men seem to have alot of scorn towards post-prime lady hitons (albeit stad's narrative faces the tension with whimsy). Is the root of this spouse's love, or some weirdopathic "you had your chance" complex?

 Also maritime-ready hull sounds like something Lowtax would write, but its still funny. And the erotisqueals rule.

See, I read Chris' blog and had two (2) thoughts:

1. Looks like he forgot to turn off the "Mr Bear" voice, and
2. Get over yourself, Chief.

[ndpatel]

this is the funniest thing lil nephew has ever posted.

in the end, they marry.

i'm still laughing.

[Emergent_C]

Unlike Mr. Onstad, I am pretty much still an "unvalidated, snot-nosed wreck all the time."

But I do have a funny dog-feces story, which I believe I shall share right about now.

I was participating in an advertising photo shoot taking place at a fairly upscale house. Part of the shoot was done in the front yard, and I had just come back in and parked myself on a stool at the breakfast bar. One of my coworkers started frantically darting through the house asking everyone to lift their shoes so she could look at them. She got to me and I lifted my right shoe, which she could see was clean. As she scampered off to the next person, I lifted my left shoe to check it for myself. Completely poo-encrusted. I had unknowingly tracked dog dookie throughout the house. Um, oops. I then nonchalantly wandered back into the yard to scrape off the offending shoe, and never did admit that I was the excrement culprit.

[robot_roll_call]

Hip Lad Kitchen With Téodor Orezscu

I want to hug Mr Bear so hard

[Carlos del Vaca]

I keep finding dog poop in the front yard, which pisses me off because we don't own a dog.  We do have a two-year-old, and I look forward to the day we're playing in the yard and she ambles over with a handful of dog turds.  I sometimes see a guy walking three dogs down the street in the morning, and I think he might be responsible.  Hopefully I can catch them in the act, run out and grab up the poop in a plastic bag, and run after him down the street shouting "YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!"

[sleepless_medic]

I keep finding dog poop in the front yard, which pisses me off because we don't own a dog.  We do have a two-year-old, and I look forward to the day we're playing in the yard and she ambles over with a handful of dog turds.  I sometimes see a guy walking three dogs down the street in the morning, and I think he might be responsible.  Hopefully I can catch them in the act, run out and grab up the poop in a plastic bag, and run after him down the street shouting "YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!"

Maybe place mothballs along the interface between the street and yr lawn?