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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2005, 03:38:37 pm »
Granted $55 is an absolutely criminal amount to charge for a haircut but shouldn't Pat have asked that before sitting down? And why would anybody want to look like they were on That 70's Show?

Clearly Beef has yet to lay his eyes on the Swiss Army USB drive. The description even fits in with his blog
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We realize this gorgeous Swiss Army knife, with a built-in USB flash drive, is probably causing you to become very excited and thus filling you with an almost uncontrollable urge to immediately add this item to your cart (and hey, we certainly won't stop you). This is a geek's dream gadget brought to life - and with very little standing between you and your acquisition of this bad boy, we can fully understand your elation.
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« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2005, 03:57:32 pm »
I love how Beef's post goes from being sublimely happy about being able to get the knife to totally depressed about how he spends too much money.
Dang, Beef. Get you that knife, forget the old lady and just go off into the woods and have a good ol' time!
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2005, 06:26:55 pm »
Hell, now I want the Swiss Army USB drive. Badly. Oh Jesus.

I can't believe nobody's commented on Lyle's last poem yet. I mean, helicopter delicopter? What makes Lyle even think of this stuff? (Besides, obviously, booze.)
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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2005, 07:26:32 pm »
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Hell, now I want the Swiss Army USB drive. Badly. Oh Jesus.

V, in that case. Do NOT browse the rest of of Think Geek. I cannot stress this enough.
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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2005, 12:50:59 pm »
"Douche Science" would be an excellent name for a punk band that Onstad will not pay $13/mo to listen to on XM Radio.
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2005, 12:56:35 pm »
I'm going to assume that CP was just messing with Teodor here. But I can't decide if Beef's entry was a happy one or the saddest thing.
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2005, 01:04:27 pm »
"Female Partition Jesus" makes up for Onstad's timely riffing on That Tom Cruise; He Is Zany.  I think.
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2005, 01:09:55 pm »
Beef's entry is happy!  He stood up for himself.

But Teodor's is extremely disturbing.
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2005, 02:07:18 pm »
Is it just Teodor who has classist tendencies, or is it Onstad in the guise of Teodor, who is in fact the classist?
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2005, 02:32:50 pm »
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Is it just Teodor who has classist tendencies, or is it Onstad in the guise of Teodor, who is in fact the classist?

You should read Ilium. At one point they start debating if the Wil in the sonnets is Shakespeare or not.
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« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2005, 02:49:56 pm »
The Molly post is just... enh. More of Molly's restaurant career not being fantabulous. Been there, done that. The Beef post is pretty nice, though.

The Onstad post is one of the times I've hoped most fervently that Onstad's blog is in no way a reflection of his real life, because damn, weird and incoherent this week. You can also tell that he's Californian because he rates "can go on snow" as a feature on the caliber of the eep-eep door-opening noise. What the hell, people.
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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2005, 03:18:06 pm »
I rate "can go on snow" as an I would like to pay less and have you remove this feature level.
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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2005, 03:29:58 pm »
The Teador post left me feeling kinda sorry for CP until Teador wrote this: "I'm not sure what to do with a guy who apparently does nothing with his palate other than draw the beef curtains, if I may make a food/cunnilingus analogy."  

This left me cringing and laughing at the same time.  Nicely done, Mr. Onstad, nicely done.
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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2005, 03:39:27 pm »
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I rate "can go on snow" as an I would like to pay less and have you remove this feature level.

Right, because the first feature I want removed from my car to lower the price is "ability to be driven even in adverse weather conditions." Right on.

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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2005, 03:42:29 pm »
Right, because the stated adverse weather condition never crosses my path.  I thought you knew I lived in South Texas.

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