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[Ben-San]

I am pretty sure Beef is being humorously ironic in claiming that normal sex positions do not suffice and that therefore bizarre positions involving extraneous props are necessary.

The new sex positions he invents will require a catapult and two trampolines.

[V-Adore]

I have to assume that Beef is either taking the piss out of somebody or is going insane. I mean... "Tré-Odor?" Is he all split on green?

Also, I am desperately hoping that this LN/Sandy storyline doesn't putter out. It could be a recipe for absolute hilarity.

[CortJstr]

FUN PARTY! FUN PARTY!

The phrase "poop nuggets" has put horrible thoughts in my head. What kind of dipping sauce would you use for those?

[Mite]

Is it just me or has LN gotten even less comprehendable over the years?

[wombat]

Is it just me or has LN gotten even less comprehendable over the years?

I thought it was that I had finally really gotten to be Too Old.  I'm glad I'm not the only one having a problem.

[AugustWest]

I'm not sure whether I want to go to Ray or Phillippe's party more.  Both would be fun.

Sometimes Onstad's creativity just rocks my world.  I'm thinking "Wow, how does Ray come up with all this stuff..." when I realize that, hey, Ray's a damn fictional character.

[MSC]

Apparently Ray has not joined the Cristal boycott.

[theinevitable]

yeah, that's what I thought, too. He is hell of not supposed to be drinking Cristal any more. Damn.

[CortJstr]

yeah, that's what I thought, too. He is hell of not supposed to be drinking Cristal any more. Damn.

OK, I'll bite: why not? Did they do something legitimately offensive or is this just because of some random quasi-celebrity who's way too full of himself?

[misterqueue]

There's a Cristal boycott?  Maybe if I could afford these things I would've known already.



Furthermore, oh Lyle... have my retarded made-up animal character baby.  I'm surprised he holds down a job at all, much less that he'd be grumpy to lose it after all that sleeping.

[theauthors]

OK, I'll bite: why not? Did they do something legitimately offensive or is this just because of some random quasi-celebrity who's way too full of himself?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/15/jayz.cristal.ap/index.html

[Hobot]

What a delightful suite of blog updates.  I would be all over attending ENORMOUS BY RAY SMUCKLES, if only for the gin & tonic bota bag (since I can't really eat any of the food).  Philippe's party... not so much.  I'm not too keen on the idea of a communal dog-like water bowl, and iceberg lettuce is the most sinister of lettuces (though the idea of a "casual salad" is admittedly cute); I'm a little surprised he isn't serving octodogs, though.

If Lyle was not fired for sleeping for "a fn week," he surely got the axe for not actually knowing where he was employed: "i'm proily fired from whereever i was wrkn."

[Ben-San]

If Lyle was not fired for sleeping for "a fn week," he surely got the axe for not actually knowing where he was employed: "i'm proily fired from whereever i was wrkn."

Nah, he wrote it on the back of a receipt and stapled it to the inside of his shirt. It's just not worth checking now that he's been fired.

[robot_god]

Besides for the Jimi Hedrix ***** party, I think Lyle passing out for a week qualifies for greatest blog entry of all time, on any blog.

[Drygioni]

At first I was perplexed regarding the subject of Lyle's unconciousness. Surely he'd die of dehydration due to a lack of fluids and the hot summer days?

Possible explanations:
1) There is a handily placed sprinkler
2) He is Cared For by somebody else
3) Birds have taken pity on him and sicked up into his mouth
4) He's a stuffed fuck*ng animal in a fuck*ng cartoon strip fuck*ng.