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[Alternate]

1 I am an Art History major (or rather, I plan to be.)
2 Bonus Follow Up: the girl I mentioned in #1 previously is a girl y'all -thought- was my girlfriend.
3 I never really liked listening to John Coltrane until today.

I say one is the lie.  Two and three are both things you would say in your signature, and I don't remember ever seeing you talk about non-achewood visual art. 

[theinevitable]

damn, you got me.

Basically I am going through a thing lately where suddenly I really like visual art. it's strange. I fantasized for almost a full 24 hours that I was going to transfer to the architecture school.

also, my Modern Art class is fuck*ng awesome.

[robot_god]

1.  I am a vegetarian.
2.  I am a History major.
3.  I have more than 10 dollars.

Is this the only one unsettled right now?  Got to be 1, no doubt.


Ok, here are some:

1. I ate brick-oven pizza with Kobe Bryant two days before his rape scandal.

2. I was to play cello in a concert for Kofi Annon, but Kofi didn't show up.

3. After being frisked, I had a bottle of orange juice confiscated at Yankee Stadium.

[KeithHernandez]

Mine was number 3.  I only have 9 dollars and some change until next friday. 


As for you, ***** god, I am going to guess 1.

[jaydub]

3. It is not yet 10am and I have looked at the unclothed breasts of over 100 different women for work.

Some follow-up on this truthful point would be appreciated - particularly given the achewood storyline at present.

[CortJstr]

Some follow-up on this truthful point would be appreciated - particularly given the achewood storyline at present.

It's actually not hot at all. I also picked the word unclothed over naked for a reason. Because all of the breasts were black and white and see-through

[Sub_Topical]

Corts job involves pissed off squished titties. For a good cause, though.

Automation_Deity I ain't buying #2 'cause we all know Kofi is a hard rocker.

I was going to post three but damn, do I suck at it right now.

[Muse_Of_Fire]

Did we get everyone's? Someone needs to post three more!

[robot_god]

Nope, you're both wrong.  High school string orchestra played a September 11th tribute show but Kofi didn't show up and not many other people did either.  And for Kobe, yep, I was buying a bowl in the city and right around the block was some 'voted-best-in-the-city' brick oven pizza place that my foodie friend had to visit. -  I hate that, every single eatery in Manhattan is voted the best of something.  Best hot dog stand on the west side, best feta cheese in the city, best falafel at 4am, stfu - Anyway, Kobe was there with three Italian bodyguards.  We expressed our dissapointment that the rims on his Escalade were stock, but it belonged to the limo company.  The pizza was nothing special.

Shea made me chug a Snapple, but I know better than to bring OJ to the Bronx.

[jaydub]

Did we get everyone's? Someone needs to post three more!

Oh, not even close.  Some of them must not be following the thread...

[AugustWest]

1.  I have a cousin who dated Hunter S. Thompson in high school.
2.  I have no toenail on my left big toe.
3.  I own a painting entitled "Smurfs in Auschwitz".

[robot_god]

1.  I have a cousin who dated Hunter S. Thompson in high school.
2.  I have no toenail on my left big toe.
3.  I own a painting entitled "Smurfs in Auschwitz".

Got to be 2, since I don't think that's even possible.

Hunter from Kentucky, so that's plausible, and who wouldn't buy Smurfs in Auschwitz?

[littlefallsmets]

I believe that if you drop something really heavy on your toe, it can kill the toenail and it turns all black and falls out and such.

[Alternate]

This doesn't seem to be one of those message board communities where everyone's trying to suss out each other's ages/genders/locations for the purposes of trying to maybe kinda sorta pooooosssssssibly set up a sex hook-up.

And thank Christ for that, y'know? The board I used to post most at for years (decades in internet time) I've sort of pulled away from, specifically because it has devolved into a bunch of people trying to giraffe for romances and dramas and intrigues and so on. And it blows. Blows massive amounts of diseased bison.

Whereas here is, like, genuinely about talking about a really unique comic strip and... by extension... all sorts of neat fucked-up topics that spin out of those discussions.

And because of that... no one thinks to Sherlock what set of parts someone is carrying around in their Dockers unless the subject directly comes up.

Which is one of the many reasons this is an Awesome Place.

Yeah, you are right, this place does seem awesome, with good things like respect and legitimate content on fucked up topics.  Thanks for the reminder, though. 

And now I will go again. 

1)  When I was thirteen I was so obsessed with accumulating useless beatles trivia that, whenever I went over to a friend's house, I would find their parents' white album and memorize the serial number. 

2)  When I was eight I was so obsessed with math class that I would sometimes do my homework twice. 

3)  I once sang for the pope. 

[theinevitable]

3.

because the other 2 are things that would lead you to posting here.