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« Reply #1050 on: November 15, 2007, 02:54:10 am »

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« Reply #1051 on: November 15, 2007, 02:56:02 am »

the world is not always binary!

And anything that can't be measured empirically isn't science!

Secretly I love having this argument way to much.
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« Reply #1052 on: November 15, 2007, 03:02:24 am »

I am listening to a band named 3 Inches of Blood sing about a Great Hall of Feasting. I am sure there is something wrong with this, but I cannot stop myself.
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« Reply #1053 on: November 15, 2007, 05:42:41 am »

I am listening to a band named 3 Inches of Blood sing about a Great Hall of Feasting. I am sure there is something wrong with this, but I cannot stop myself.

I thought you were listening to Clutch.
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« Reply #1054 on: November 15, 2007, 07:54:17 am »

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And anything that can't be measured empirically isn't science!

Then I guess your dick isn't science, because we haven't developed anything that can measure things that small yet.

OHH!
OHHH!

but no, I just wanted to say that. I'm sure your personal dick is great.
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« Reply #1055 on: November 15, 2007, 08:14:11 am »

I thought you were listening to Clutch.

I have listened to (and enjoyed) Clutch in the past. Is there something around here that says I am listening to them in the present? I often update things, then forget about them, leaving a kind of chronoview screen to the past.

but no, I just wanted to say that. I'm sure your personal dick is great.

As opposed to his public dick.
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« Reply #1056 on: November 15, 2007, 09:39:36 am »

Then I guess your dick isn't science
Well it can't be adequately explained by science, make of that what you will.

I have listened to (and enjoyed) Clutch in the past.
Are Clutch, clutch?
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« Reply #1057 on: November 15, 2007, 10:17:42 pm »

They can be. I've found that I have to be in the right mood to listen to them.
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« Reply #1058 on: November 16, 2007, 02:52:01 am »

Is there something around here that says I am listening to them [Clutch] in the present?

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« Reply #1059 on: November 16, 2007, 04:57:53 am »

today, I went to the biology library and freaked out and checked out 7 books on Primate Cognition, similarities between human and ape behavior, evidence of consciousness in chimps, and then one that is like "chimps are really smart animals. but they are animals. they are not little furry people." Um, now I am realizing that some of these are way beyond what I can understand. So... yeah.

By tomorrow I will have a write-up of what I am writing a 20 page paper on about this topic. Fun.

also tomorrow, I am meeting a girl for Hot Chocolate. it was her idea to get hot chocolate, and I feel that that is adorable. also, I think it is a good sign that she suggested something for us to do. um, she might have to go to this event her roommate planned instead, though... in which case I will try to tag along for that. which is not as good, but, still nice.
due to this I will miss seeing these guys give a speech at the St Louis film festival.
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« Reply #1060 on: November 16, 2007, 05:43:07 am »

Sex... or a progression leading toward sex... is better than Tim and Eric.

But, yeah, if it doesn't get to the point of sex at some point, even if it's twenty dates down the road, you'll have been ripped off.

Sex is one of the few things better than Tim and Eric.
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« Reply #1061 on: November 16, 2007, 06:27:16 am »

I am meeting a girl for Hot Chocolate.
This is different than Hot Coffee, right?
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« Reply #1062 on: November 16, 2007, 06:29:25 am »

I dunno man. This art thing is going to probably blow. She is going to be dressed up as Edward Scissorhands and chopping up paintings? I am not really sure what my function at this event is, as I am unlikely to spend over 20 dollars on anything, and I do not think that is enough money to afford a painting.
Also relevant: she does not know that I know that this thing is an issue, I know about the issue because I talk to her roommate all the time on IM. I am avoiding "hey, um, your roommate who I talk to all the time said you probably couldn't go tomorrow?"

jaydub: yes.
we had a discussion at one point about how neither of us really likes coffee (my parents drank tea so that is what I am used to, I don't know what her excuse is) so we are literally getting hot cocoa.
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« Reply #1063 on: November 16, 2007, 06:41:43 am »

Hot chocolate implies a desire for warmth, which implies snuggling at the very least.
Bring a jacket that's easy to lend a lady.

Also, maybe she hasn't mentioned it because she's trying to weasel out of going because she'd prefer to hang with you? Crazy as that may seem.
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« Reply #1064 on: November 16, 2007, 04:22:38 pm »

Aw, that is some good clean fun.  Coco.  Maybe this will lead to handholding.  It has been a long time since I had that start of a relationship time -granted it is also great when it moves into the hardcore fuck*ng - but that innocent time before you see each other's junk is so nice.  Right now, she doesn't know about that one hairy mole you have, and you don't know about that weird scar she has...  Good times.  Good times.  Just remember, right now, you're perfect to her.  No pressure.  No pressure.
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