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[Nabubrush]

I just realized what's wrong with my writing habits these days - not enough Oreos.

Maybe you can join the DSRL, along with Peyton and Eli.

I didn't think I could be surprised, but Jesus, that was horrible. Peyton just jumped the fence from shill to back-alley whore.

[linnea]

Today I had to come home sick from work. I need to get back in bed. I might have to call in sick tomorrow, too. Ugh. I hate this. Now I have to venture downstairs to refill my water bottle and get another cup of juice.

[AugustWest]

Maybe you can join the DSRL, along with Peyton and Eli.

I didn't think I could be surprised, but Jesus, that was horrible. Peyton just jumped the fence from shill to back-alley whore.

I loved that Archie spends that commercial holding his face in his hands.

[KeithHernandez]

Today I burned a shit ton of trees that fell down during the huge ice storm of the midwest you might have heard about.  They were the trees I was chopping with an axe last weekend.  Yesterday I recovered from a friday night of crushed up xanax in moonshine.  That was smart!  At least I got to see my friends, even if none of us remember it.

So, today I woke up at one-thirty, and went outside to do the things I was supposed to do today, such as give water to the dogs, give water to the hosss and winterize the outside faucets (it is supposed to snow tomorrow).  I was outside for about 20 minutes, arguing with that piece of shit faucet, when I looked and saw a huge fuck*ng fire coming from where I had burned earlier.  I drove down there in the farm truck to make sure my uncle wasn't burning, and it turns out there was a grass fire.  Then, I got to help firefighters and my uncle fight fires for about 4 hours and got on the news (from a helicopter).  The fire went up to two of the really bad areas of woods in the field but, thankfully and mysteriously, did not burn them.  According to the firefighters that would have been real bad.  Then I helped my uncle set up a hose from about 300 yards away because we have to keep watering it.  He was freaking out and his little golf cart thing made by john deere (not for sure what it is called but like a golf cart for work) almost fell into the dump that was still a little on fire because he forgot to set the brake.  I jumped in a stopped it.  At the end he gave me $40 (he would have had a huge fine if I would have done stuff wrong) and so that was good.  I argued with him and told him I was just going to buy dope with it, but he said he didn't care. 

I have to go down and water where it is still smoldering every couple hours.  I also ran three miles on the treadmill and watched the Trailer Park Boys with my dad.  I got that forty and plus a previous twenty, so I bought a 6-pack of Anchor Steam and am going to buy two of the finest grams of weed in oklahoma and some pills.  The thing about it was there was a huge fire in field for a long time and I was outside but didn't see it for like 15-20 min.  I thought that was pretty cool.


Also, re: Bukowski- most of Post Office was kind of bullshit or boring or whatever, but the last five pages where awesome.  Completely made the book worth it.  Seriously. 

I love the dudes poetry, but I don't know about the novels.  Tell me how you feel about the others A-CAP, I mean, if you want.

[V-Adore]

Today, I managed to ding my car up against the tree near my parking space. Have I mentioned lately that I'm an idiot and my having a license is a fluke?

[Arachno-capitalist]

today I spent 13 hours on the road. Moved into a crappy dorm room with a guy who definitely did not want a roommate, then transfered to a spot open in a friend's apartment. My dorm room is now a duplex with full kitchen and bath. A suitable study environment.
Also, eat asian dumplings at ruby tuesday and wreck my digestive track.

[jay-ell]

Mega w00t for JL! Although for it to be a real thesis don't you have to stay up the final night agonising over every little detail before you submit. Kind of like a knightly vigil or something.

Well....I guess I didn't stay up *all* night...

but my kid went to bed three hours ago and I just submitted my paper to my adviser for his (hopefully final) review.  And the footnotes aren't formatted properly, so I have to go back and do that.  But the content is complete, as is the editing for style and clarity.  So!  Everything else is just gravy. 

And I'm ridin' the gravy train. 

[AugustWest]

Okie, how is it dry enough for grass fires after the hugeass ice storm you guys had a couple weeks ago?

[KeithHernandez]

No idea, but we are getting more ice tomorrow.  So that is good (I was being sarcastic but it is good as there is shit smoldering down there).  Also, there was still a huge pile of limbs sitting right by the dump, they did not burn, the fire circled them.  That means I still have to do more burning.

Also, looks like I bunch of us had eventful days, good luck A-CAP and JL.



Actually now that I think about it, it has been at least five weeks since that ice, so, I mean, Oklahoma dries really quickly.  We have had tornadoes since then.

[wombat]

Maybe you can join the DSRL, along with Peyton and Eli.

No, no, those newfangled double-stuffed oreos are all wrong!

[linnea]

No, no, those newfangled double-stuffed oreos are all wrong!

Man, now I have an insatiable craving for cookies! Damn you and your cookie discussion!

[jaydub]

Man, now I have an insatiable craving for cookies! Damn you and your cookie discussion!

Every day, I pack two double-stuf mint oreos in my daughter's lunchbox.  The temptation is indescribable.  The (box? bag?) has so many!  Surely they can't really have half their calories from fat!

[Nabubrush]

Keith, I have to say at this point that I have revised my take on you 50%. When I was indulging, if something like that had happened, I'd have been all "umm, you probably ought to know that everything's basically on fire" and I would have gone back to the bong and the double-stuft Oreos. Good for you for having any sort of drive at all.

[linnea]

Keith, I have to say at this point that I have revised my take on you 50%. When I was indulging, if something like that had happened, I'd have been all "umm, you probably ought to know that everything's basically on fire" and I would have gone back to the bong and the double-stuft Oreos. Good for you for having any sort of drive at all.

Beautiful reference to multiple events in one thread. Also, 2,700 posts for me!

[jaydub]

Keith, I have to say at this point that I have revised my take on you 50%. When I was indulging, if something like that had happened, I'd have been all "umm, you probably ought to know that everything's basically on fire" and I would have gone back to the bong and the double-stuft Oreos. Good for you for having any sort of drive at all.

This is true.  Hell, the drugs might be the only thing between us and a Keith Hernandez dictatorship.  All firefightin', three-mile runnin', Bukowski readin', hoss feedin' while living a Hunter S. Thompson-esque dosing schedule.  I barely made it 1/2 mile a couple days a week to maintain a D-average in my bud-burning days.  All that M*A*S*H to fold  and laundry to watch and hey, the Chili Peppers are going to be in Redding, so I'd better catch some z's for the road trip in 3 days.