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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #1965 on: January 31, 2008, 01:23:51 am »

...hope I don't have weird-ass dreams tonight.

Two nights ago, I dreamt my wife had a baby, and I couldn't remember our child's name, but it started with an M. Labor also only took ten minutes.

Last night, I dreamt (I swear that this is true) that inev died, and somehow we managed to hear about it on the board, and my wife couldn't understand why I was offering to let people stay here if they wanted to come to Charlotte.

I am sorry about this, inev. I am sorry that you died in a dream of mine.
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« Reply #1966 on: January 31, 2008, 01:59:22 am »

Youre pissed youre not getting sued? You must love you some law and order.

Alright, quick overview:

Live in apartment with friend from July 27, 2006-Aug 2, 2007.  Lease ended July 27, 2007, I never signed another thing, except for a piece of paper removing me from the lease (this is after the lease was over).  My roommate stayed there by himself until currently.  He signed a new lease in July or June 2007, I didn't sign it.  He didn't pay something.  They keep putting notes on his door with my name on it, saying I owe money, thereby pissing me off and making him think that they are just idiots and that he doesn't owe money.  They refuse to take my name off of a lease I did not sign!  Anyhow, I got some certified mail to his address, and got the slip from him today, saw it was from them, etc.  Will not get the certified mail, therefore saving myself from going to court and shit.  The funny thing is that he cannot be served because they are trying to serve me, even though the lady in the office knows I haven't lived there for six months.  Just to clarify, the charges are from after I moved out.  My dad (a lawyer) is sending an official sounding note after when the court date is supposed to be.  This is so much more stupid and frustrating then I have made it seem.  Ph and I am the primary name on the account and that is why it is my name and they cannot take that name off because it is "in the computer."  That is what pisses me off the most maybe.  It is a fuck*ng computer, you can change it lady.  Oh but she doesn't listen when I say that.


...hope I don't have weird-ass dreams tonight.

Two nights ago, I dreamt my wife had a baby, and I couldn't remember our child's name, but it started with an M. Labor also only took ten minutes.

Last night, I dreamt (I swear that this is true) that inev died, and somehow we managed to hear about it on the board, and my wife couldn't understand why I was offering to let people stay here if they wanted to come to Charlotte.

I am sorry about this, inev. I am sorry that you died in a dream of mine.

I have had three dreams that affect me when I wake in my life.  One was that the federal police were after me and I was hiding on top of my bed when they were looking below and in the closet and stuff (I was like 8 ).  The other was everyone I knew died.  Two days ago, I had a dream that I took ecstasy and was driving along on the sidewalk with like 15 black girls in this weird car thing.  We went to a rave and partied and then I went to sleep on a bench at the rave and as soon as I went to sleep I woke up and felt like I was coming down from e.  Weirdest thing ever.


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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #1967 on: January 31, 2008, 02:17:10 am »

...hope I don't have weird-ass dreams tonight.

Two nights ago, I dreamt my wife had a baby, and I couldn't remember our child's name, but it started with an M. Labor also only took ten minutes.

Last night, I dreamt (I swear that this is true) that inev died, and somehow we managed to hear about it on the board, and my wife couldn't understand why I was offering to let people stay here if they wanted to come to Charlotte.

I am sorry about this, inev. I am sorry that you died in a dream of mine.

Wow, crazy dream! I have had dreams about TOUAMBies before, even though I've never met any of y'all.

Today I got hired as the new Office Manager at my volunteer position. The pay is not stellar (it's a non-profit), but it's a job! A real paying-type job!

Woohoo!

Fuck yes, V! Congrats on ending funemployment. I thank God every day that I go to work, because four months of unemployment was hellish.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #1968 on: January 31, 2008, 04:01:46 am »

I am totally alive. it is cool in a weird way that you dreamed about me?
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« Reply #1969 on: January 31, 2008, 07:27:16 pm »

...SNOWWW!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #1970 on: January 31, 2008, 10:13:33 pm »

Snow indeed. I am hibernating in my apartment today because we got dumped on. The two area universities finally closed due to the accumulation of snow. This never happens. Ever. The elementary and high schools are taking the rest of the week off, I think. Anyways, I'm stoked to be doing nothing.

I bought a sweet shovel (the orange one) today. It will mostly stay in my rig, along with the tow strap, but it may come along on skiing trips, too.
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« Reply #1971 on: January 31, 2008, 10:43:17 pm »

yeah, it is snowing here, and is supposed to get up to like 6 inches.

today I found out that I majorly messed up a scheduling thing and have to either miss my great aunt's 95th birthday or our big free concert for the radio station. um. my dad says that she just wants to see me and he will get me a ticket to go out the next weekend, he was surprised I could go with all the work he's sure I have, etc... but I feel like it is a Hunt's Move to miss her birthday party?
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #1972 on: January 31, 2008, 11:54:24 pm »

I am totally alive. it is cool in a weird way that you dreamed about me?

Interestingly enough, though I've seen your picture, it's been a few months, and my brain couldn't bring your appearance out. So when someone on here (linnea, I think) posted an "In Memory" picture of you, you looked like the white dude in that Ford commercial where he's showing off his "sick system" with the voice-activated playlist and his friend calls him out for having Michael Bolton loaded up. This guy.
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« Reply #1973 on: February 01, 2008, 12:57:13 am »

oh god. that guy.

the guy whose voice cracks as he attempts to seem cool by calling up Korn.

um, I am glad I do not look or seem like him in real life.
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« Reply #1974 on: February 01, 2008, 01:15:44 am »

but I feel like it is a Hunt's Move to miss her birthday party?

Well, at least see her the weekend before instead of after. I mean, she is ninety-five years old, you know?
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« Reply #1975 on: February 01, 2008, 01:42:02 am »

When you get really old, birthday parties should last more than a day.  I mean, you're retired right?  Its not like you've gotta worry about showing up at work with a hangover.
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« Reply #1976 on: February 01, 2008, 01:55:09 am »

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Well, at least see her the weekend before instead of after. I mean, she is ninety-five years old, you know?

Yeah. that is my thought.
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« Reply #1977 on: February 01, 2008, 01:59:17 am »

Today, I'm apparently going to sing TMBG's "The Mesopotamians" compulsively. I can't figure out if this song is beautiful or absurd. Maybe both.
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« Reply #1978 on: February 01, 2008, 02:33:03 am »

Write a dozen pages of rhetorical analysis of a 1935 Dodge truck ad. People let me tell you about undergrad work.
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« Reply #1979 on: February 01, 2008, 02:37:04 am »

... Have some pasta, and a glass of Scotch, and maybe watch a movie with my kitty cats.

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