Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

"Artists need to make money to eat and to continue to make art. Artists used to rely on middlemen to collect their money on their behalf, thereby rendering themselves innocent of cash-handling in the public eye. Artists will now be coming straight to you (yes YOU, you who want their music, their films, their books) for their paychecks. Please welcome them. Please help them. Please do not make them feel badly about asking you directly for money.” -Amanda Palmer

Pages: 1 ... 263 264 [265] 266 267 ... 878   Go Down

Author Topic: Today I'm gonna...  (Read 1348868 times)

0 Members and 217 Guests are viewing this topic.

Choop

  • Mod Squad
  • LAZARUS, Tasseled Loafer of the Powerful
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1010
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 4260
  • www dot at rick and morty dot com www
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3960 on: December 17, 2008, 06:42:11 am »

file a grievance with your dean of academics if he won't review your old bad grades
Logged
Nobody exists on purpose; nobody belongs anywhere; everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3961 on: December 17, 2008, 08:47:41 pm »

Weiner dogs! Weiner dogs!
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3962 on: December 17, 2008, 09:55:07 pm »

Wow. So what kind of place have their people found to go that they can't take them?

I have only been to seven of those places.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3963 on: December 17, 2008, 10:29:27 pm »

...get a assigned a random roommate for next semester. He seems... nice?

I am trying incredibly hard not to judge a guy by what he lists as his interests on facebook.
But right now I am Pat-ing it up pretty hard.

I WILL NOT HAVE A DAVE MATTHEWS POSTER HUNG IN MY LIVING ROOM!

This is what I get for getting a school-owned apartment.
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3964 on: December 17, 2008, 10:51:32 pm »

Yep.

I forget if one of you guys suggested this and I ignored it for some reason: I soaked the end of the faucet in vinegar. Apparently there was mineral deposit buildup.
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

lprkn

  • VIP
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 244
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1907
  • Hella yellin' about the sex
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3965 on: December 18, 2008, 01:23:39 am »

Good thing I like animals, I guess.

This is the main thing I took away from this post. If you were a psychologist and you said "animals" I would probably say "work."

I WILL NOT HAVE A DAVE MATTHEWS POSTER HUNG IN MY LIVING ROOM!

You need to have poster wars and we need to have pictures.
Logged

jaydub

  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1493
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5056
  • Arrant pedantry
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3966 on: December 18, 2008, 01:47:03 am »

The last time the doggies had some weird behaviour when they came back and they suspect low shenanigans.
Lotta dog raping in Spain?
Logged
If you desire peace, work for justice.

littlefallsmets

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 363
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6294
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good
    • View Profile
    • this is where I jot down random ideas
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3967 on: December 18, 2008, 02:47:03 am »

My suggestion for the equal-opposite to a goddamned-fuck*ng-fuck*ng-fuck*ng Dave Matthews poster:

Large cheesecake poster of the She-Hulk.

"I see your douchebag fratboy hossshit fake-sensitive posturing and raise you MEGA-NERD. Mutally assured not gettin' laid, motherfucker."
Logged
I do the Tweets @Cecconi140

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3968 on: December 18, 2008, 04:00:16 am »

Man Tip: if you fix something...brag.

A-men.  Nobody else has to know that the ability to make such repairs is a side-effect of being a middle-aged homeowner.

Also, dachshunds rock.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

CortJstr

  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 338
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 9820
  • Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3969 on: December 18, 2008, 04:03:52 am »

DMB? Seriously? I went to college in Charlottesville, their goddamn home town and people didn't have DMB posters up because it was 1998 and they peaked in 1996. Yeah, everybody had Ants Marching in at least one Winamp playlist, but posters? No. Maybe a bumper sticker, but only for chicks or guys who saw them play at Traxx before they got big.
Logged

lprkn

  • VIP
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 244
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1907
  • Hella yellin' about the sex
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3970 on: December 18, 2008, 07:50:36 am »

...drive 170 of some of the most harrowing miles of my life in order to get a friend to the airport for the holidays. I went off the road at one point. Thankfully I have 4wd and studded snow tires, and the ditch wasn't deep, so I didn't need to call a truck. Others were not so lucky.
Logged

Doc

  • Growing Cucumbers of Impressive Dimensions
  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1408
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5017
  • an emergency backup pug
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3971 on: December 18, 2008, 10:09:30 am »

Officially enrol in uni for next year. This means I have 29 days of paid work left (plus holiday pay) before I'm a poor student again. I really wasn't worried about this until tonight when I pressed the 'submit' button. I think it's not actually the money thing that's worrying me as much as the 'Oh shit no way am I going to be able to pass exams again, I had a good thing going where I had a moderately challenging job that I could pretty much coast through a lot of the time why would I give that up to be ritualistically evaluated for four years?'

This is something I've wanted to do for ages and now it's here I may fail at it. I'm not even being dramatic and pulling a 'OMGZ IM GONNA FAIL IM SOOO DUMMM!'l or anything, just a realistic assessment that this is going to be challenging for me and I haven't really had to worry about being challenged in this way for the last couple of years.

On the other hand I think 170 miles of driving in the snow would worry me more. I tend to like off-road driving but get really tense when the elements try to come onto the road. Not being sure your brakes will work because there might not actually be any friction between your tires and the road is scary Respectful Awareness times. Way to stay alive 'porkin.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2008, 10:24:55 am by Doc »
Logged
Inev: 'A lot of things are ridiculous if you think about them long enough, you know?'

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3972 on: December 18, 2008, 10:36:21 am »

maybe he won't put up a poster of him. But I know lots of people with DMB posters in their dorm rooms. Including some people who I like as people. I did not know it was so out of character for a college student with boring tastes.

My main plan is to just continue my joke-hobby of cutting the eyes out of models in Victoria's Secret catalogs, but this time without the other person being in on the fact that it's a joke.

Also, the thing is, all of our walls are already covered in appropriate amounts of posters which I specifically picked to avoid "this is just a nicer dorm room" being the impression we gave off. Not super-classy things, but... I don't know, I didn't put up my Nirvana posters for example.

But yeah, if he puts up something horrible, I am going to retaliate by taking down Lolita and putting up something mega-nerdy. I have a star trek poster at home that is pretty awesome.

There is also the possibility that he will be a nice roommate and just not a close friend, and that is fine I guess.
He is really into a few TV shows I like, and also Philip K Dick who I find enjoyable.
But I have heard that he is a weird kind of douche where... he is really into DMB and ultimate frisbee, but also trying to front like he's "well-read" in Lit classes with my friends.
The thing that scares me is that I only got that second hand, when I asked people straight-on they just kind of grimaced and said "oh, um, he seemed kind of... i'm sure it'll be fine."

I'm pretty put-off that they have still not informed me of this officially... I know he is moving in because my outgoing roommate got an email saying that his room will be occupied by this guy next semester. I am not sure why they need to inform him, and why they don't need to inform me.
Whatever. Good stories at the very least. It's only one semester.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2008, 10:41:26 am by theinevitable »
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3973 on: December 18, 2008, 04:01:30 pm »

...drive 170 of some of the most harrowing miles of my life in order to get a friend to the airport for the holidays. I went off the road at one point. Thankfully I have 4wd and studded snow tires, and the ditch wasn't deep, so I didn't need to call a truck. Others were not so lucky.

WTF, lprkn, you do make it sound like whereever you live, your friend is justified in wanting to get away from there... but is it really worth risking your lives?
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

Ben-San

  • -=Ray=-
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 164
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1259
  • Two-Fisted Detective
    • View Profile
Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #3974 on: December 18, 2008, 04:11:30 pm »

WTF, lprkn, you do make it sound like whereever you live, your friend is justified in wanting to get away from there... but is it really worth risking your lives?

It's that or give them up to the wendigo.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 263 264 [265] 266 267 ... 878   Go Up