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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4440 on: April 11, 2009, 05:26:02 am »
I am not sure how aware or unaware my parents are that when  they just dropped my brother off at Harvard to "stay with a friend" they were enabling fuck*ng. 
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« Reply #4441 on: April 11, 2009, 09:26:06 am »
can one acquire corona with lime in sticksville alaksa? the world needs to know
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« Reply #4442 on: April 11, 2009, 03:43:40 pm »
Today I'm gonna confirm that my kid has the croup, hopefully go on a family bike ride, and maybe look at some real estate. 
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« Reply #4443 on: April 12, 2009, 01:58:28 am »
I traded in my Subaru successfully and got a rad Trailblazer. Perfect!! For the rest of the day, I'm just gonna chill at home with my kitty cat.
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« Reply #4444 on: April 12, 2009, 02:10:57 am »
Take my nana to mass, look at old timey photos of my grandad in the navy. Come back home and write a thing pimping myself so I can get a placement at the end of the year. Presumably I'm doing that last one after I'm done futzing around on the internet...
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4445 on: April 12, 2009, 06:46:37 am »
Yesterday I looked at three houses that were eternally depressing, because the owners apparently thought that a house with giant holes in the roof was worth three hundred thousand of the earth dollars.  That's not to mention the fact that every window had been broken.  Seriously.

Buyer's market my Aunt Fanny.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4446 on: April 12, 2009, 09:21:22 am »
Today im going to do what I do every day...

learn about how the Human Body works
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« Reply #4447 on: April 12, 2009, 05:25:46 pm »
Quote from: Leon on April 12, 2009, 09:21:22 am
Today im going to do what I do every day...

learn about how the Human Body works

Is this for personal enrichment?
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« Reply #4448 on: April 13, 2009, 09:49:16 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 12, 2009, 05:25:46 pm
Is this for personal enrichment?

this is for becoming a doctor

which, in all seriousness, is for personal enrichment.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4449 on: April 13, 2009, 03:52:29 pm »
Quote from: Leon on April 13, 2009, 09:49:16 am
this is for becoming a doctor
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 12, 2009, 05:25:46 pm
Is this for personal enrichment?
Quote from: Leon on April 12, 2009, 09:21:22 am
learn about how the Human Body works
Certainly better than for personal consumption.
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« Reply #4450 on: April 13, 2009, 05:14:17 pm »
heh, I actually do know which parts of the human body would taste good.

no idea why the teach us that in med school though
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4451 on: April 13, 2009, 05:18:49 pm »
Quote from: Leon on April 13, 2009, 05:14:17 pm
heh, I actually do know which parts of the human body would taste good.

no idea why the teach us that in med school though

Maybe this is why.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4452 on: April 13, 2009, 05:31:32 pm »
reminds me of the Stephen King story.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_Type

hmm but no, I wouldnt eat myself...other people, maybe,myself no...

im not the type that cuts of their own limb because they're trapped under a rock.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #4453 on: April 14, 2009, 12:13:36 am »
Quote from: Leon on April 13, 2009, 05:14:17 pm
heh, I actually do know which parts of the human body would taste good.

Well?
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« Reply #4454 on: April 14, 2009, 01:21:12 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on April 11, 2009, 09:26:06 am
can one acquire corona with lime in sticksville alaksa? the world needs to know

By this do you mean a cold bottle of Corona with a wedge of lime stuck in the neck? Yes indeedy!

You know those pretentious Yankee assholes who get a pint of Guinness at the local bar or restaurant and then bitch about how it tastes sooooo much better in Ireland? Yeah, that is TOTALLY ME WITH AN ALASKAN AMBER IN HAND. WOOOOOOOO
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