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[CortJstr]

Choop gets a can for rocking the cravat.

[Carlos del Vaca]

...wonder why we get pug picture spams, but not Gilgamesh picture spams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMRTGv82Zo

[sardoniclaconic]

I can tell you from experience that in lower-end retail, "work hot" usually applies to the guy that looks least like a molester.

[dejavroom]

...wonder why we get pug picture spams, but not Gilgamesh picture spams.

[bluemoon72]

I am the only guy where I work.

Crazy.

Do you work in public health?  Because I do, and it's 89% female, 10% gay male, 1% married straight male.

[lprkn]

A friend of mine told me a story: He was flying back to the US from a tour in Iraq when another Marine stood  up, cupped his hands around his mouth, and yelled, "Hey ladies, how does it feel to be ugly again?"

An actual band named The Mesopotamians might sound like High on Fire.

Is he wrestling a giant sharpei?

[dejavroom]

Sharpei going all B-but I like yooouu...

[lprkn]

Huuuuuuuuuggsss

[Bobby Isosceles]

...wonder why we get pug picture spams, but not Gilgamesh picture spams.

You know... stuff Sumerian people like.

Because TOUAMB is a very safety-conscious crew of people, and as we all know, ziggurats are hazardous to your health.

EDUCATION.

[dejavroom]

Even though I'm still slim, the years have been most ungentle to my midsection, so that if I sit down and lean forward a little bit, a LARD ZIGGURAT appears, with its little lard steps. I just wanted to put that idea/image out there, you're welcome.

[Bobby Isosceles]

Even though I'm still slim, the years have been most ungentle to my midsection, so that if I sit down and lean forward a little bit, a LARD ZIGGURAT appears, with its little lard steps. I just wanted to put that idea/image out there, you're welcome.

I henceforth deem you LARDUUK, king of the Blubberonians

[dejavroom]

...bubble-butt Boliquas come my way

[miles]

I can tell you from experience that in lower-end retail, "work hot" usually applies to the guy that looks least like a molester.

I've worked in retail, but I don't know where the lines are that divide the lower, middle and upper ends. Regardless, I had a crush on my boss, 8 years my senior, and found out after I left that the feelings were mutual. So, yay, I look least like a child molester. However, after she was not my boss, I had lost interest. I should probably get that checked out on the therapist's couch? Or maybe the local S&M club?

Today I'm gonna recover from THE JESUS LIZARD! Thank you xanax. Prevacid, you're next. Ibuprofen, where are you? Tums, I might be seeing you soon. Then coffee. They rocked Portland last night. Just a little bummed I won't be seeing them in Seattle tonight. Also bummed that I couldn't get up front and get smacked around by David Yow a bit, or maybe have been spat upon. On the positive side, a very attractive young lady made me a savory crêpe at 3 AM. Also, earlier, bacon maple bars.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Where we we talking about earwax?  I got my ears hell of scraped out today.  Hurt like the dickens.  But I can hear better now.

[jaydub]

I was scheduled for a GP visit regarding hearing loss.  Tinnitus mostly.  Sounds like autumn in Georgia in my head at the moment.  Wife needs the car though, so I had to reschedule.  I hope its just wax - sporting a hearing aid is not very rock n' roll. (Or is it?)