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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6405 on: December 18, 2009, 03:45:00 am »
Quote from: lprkn on December 18, 2009, 01:50:02 am
No matter how shirtless you get, you cannot get more shirtless than Glenn Danzig. He is shirtless even when he's wearing a shirt.

And he has an interesting grocery shopping list.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f5Hqy9lMiU
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« Reply #6406 on: December 18, 2009, 07:01:04 am »
Looks to me like Glenn's gotten some work done on his face.  Ahh, vanity.
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« Reply #6407 on: December 18, 2009, 04:21:41 pm »
Behind me Satan, it's done and done. I was supposed to say "I wrote this for you, hope you like it" and glide off cool as all hell, but all I heard coming out of my mouth was "Here here mumblfghh rurr rurr plffff". I had to have some liquid courage in me, so that might have had something to do with it. Shit. It was beautiful in my mind, and I made a mess of it. Anyway. It's out of my system. If there are any interesting results (which I doubt), I'll let you people know. Shit. Fuck.
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« Reply #6408 on: December 18, 2009, 04:26:57 pm »
Good luck.  FWIW, it's romantic as hell.
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« Reply #6409 on: December 18, 2009, 05:08:18 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 18, 2009, 04:30:29 pm
Deja has testicular fortitude.

It will take him far and make life interesting.

QFT.
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« Reply #6410 on: December 18, 2009, 05:36:07 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on December 18, 2009, 04:21:41 pm
I had to have some liquid courage in me, so that might have had something to do with it.

First off, good work.  Secondly, you all can drink on the job in Brazil?  Wow. 

That reminds me, the coolest work regulation I've ever heard of:  in Denmark, it's apparently a law that workers must have access to sunlight at least 2 hours per work day.  Therefore, if a person normally works in a basement or other windowless area, they need to have two hours during their day that they don't. 
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« Reply #6411 on: December 18, 2009, 05:43:45 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 18, 2009, 05:36:07 pm
First off, good work.  Secondly, you all can drink on the job in Brazil?  Wow. 

Hahah, well, no, we can't. This is certainly something I won't be doing often (although a glass of wine for lunch is only perfectly acceptable and I will fight any boss that says otherwise - perhaps even physically, depending on how many glasses I have in me ^^)
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6412 on: December 18, 2009, 06:44:57 pm »
Our office holiday potluck was today.  I scored a bottle of Kaluha in the gift exchange.  w00t
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« Reply #6413 on: December 18, 2009, 07:14:28 pm »
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6414 on: December 18, 2009, 10:19:46 pm »
...spend the whole afternoon trying not to fall asleep at my desk due to the combined effects of a slow work week and my wife's amazing cheesecake with carmelized orange sauce.
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« Reply #6415 on: December 19, 2009, 12:50:42 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 18, 2009, 04:30:29 pm
Deja has testicular fortitude.

It will take him far and make life interesting.

Yeah, really. I can't imagine doing this, ever. Props, dude.
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« Reply #6416 on: December 19, 2009, 01:24:32 am »
Poetry iis made for stuff like this .  If youerve never dopne it nefiore, thne best time to stary writing powtry is with new love.  Or old love.  I think I'll write my lade a peom on the balckberry on my weay home tonigyht,.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6417 on: December 19, 2009, 01:26:50 am »
Quote from: jaydub on December 19, 2009, 01:24:32 am
Poetry iis made for stuff like this .  If youerve never dopne it nefiore, thne best time to stary writing powtry is with new love.  Or old love.  I think I'll write my lade a peom on the balckberry on my weay home tonigyht,.

If you type it up like that, you may end up with unintended negative consequences.  Or are you just drunk? 

Ah, answered in a different thread.  Party on, Wayne!
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« Reply #6418 on: December 19, 2009, 03:40:22 am »
...prepare to celebrate an early Christmas with my kids before we leave for Orlando to spend the 25th with Mickey & Co.

It is so odd to be responsible for deciding how a child experiences Christmas. Pedro and I are trying to blend our family's traditions and create our own, and it's fun and wonderful and yet an extremely weighty responsibility. It's one of those many times in a parent's life where you suddenly look at your partner and realize: If we don't do this, nobody else will. And then you make up your mind to move heaven and earth if necessary to make sure your kids have the best Christmas ever.

Mmmm, holidays.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6419 on: December 19, 2009, 05:27:58 am »
drive 11 hours, which is way more than it should have taken to get from Nashville to Charlotte. Thank you, huge snowstorm which re-routed me through Atlanta.
secondary thanks to: Atlanta traffic.

thoughts:
-people in Georgia apparently don't know the word "litter." The signs say "$1200 fine for throwing trash on road."
-when people honk at me when I am taking a little while trying to make a left turn, my main impulse is to put my car in reverse and gun it.


Upon arriving home, I had a large package from my girlfriend with my christmas present. I am an asshole and looked at where it was from, and accidentally discovered what it is.
Um, suffice it to say that I do not deserve her, and nothing I get her could ever be as good as what she got me.
I need to discover something she has wanted for years and years but never gotten, that I know she would never get herself. Hm.
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