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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6450 on: December 22, 2009, 09:44:24 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 22, 2009, 07:10:15 pm
Yes, the only acceptable dance move done to Smells Like Teen Spirit is either a mosh or the hunched-shoulders zombiedance from Charlie Brown holiday specials.

or not showering and sleeping under a bridge.
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« Reply #6451 on: December 22, 2009, 11:01:52 pm »
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« Reply #6452 on: December 23, 2009, 04:58:39 am »
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or not showering and sleeping under a bridge.

Dammit, I went to give you a can, and I see you've already been bountifully blessed.  (I still gave you one.)
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« Reply #6453 on: December 23, 2009, 05:18:38 am »
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(I still gave you one.)

every little bit helps.
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« Reply #6454 on: December 23, 2009, 06:05:05 am »
I'm trying to figure out if there is a way to link to a video that is on facebook. There isn't, right?

It is probably a good thing that there isn't.

Today at the mall I ran into my horrible ex-girlfriend. She looks really good. Also, she is permanently high. She made a weird pass at me in front of her mother, who then pointed out that she has lost a lot of weight. Yes, she looks good. Still a big ol' bitch, though.

Came close to mentioning the girlfriend when an appropriate instance came up, but I did not. Maybe it would have been a nice little jab.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #6455 on: December 23, 2009, 07:55:31 am »
You could post it on your wall so that your Facebook friends at least can see it.
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« Reply #6456 on: December 23, 2009, 03:25:26 pm »
...beat an oncoming cold by sheer force of will so that I can make homeade bbq sauce for Christmas gifts.  This is how I procrastinate, and then my immune system decides to take a personal day and fucks the whole process up.
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« Reply #6457 on: December 23, 2009, 03:50:33 pm »
... read this sentence, which surely has never before been uttered by human lips, on another message board which I frequent:

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« Reply #6458 on: December 23, 2009, 04:28:40 pm »
why am i not surprised that you frequent that forum auggie

is it where you got your super jeopardy smarts
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« Reply #6459 on: December 23, 2009, 05:15:05 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 23, 2009, 03:50:33 pm
... read this sentence, which surely has never before been uttered by human lips, on another message board which I frequent:
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I'm going to guess Straight Dope was the forum, but I must know who this is referring to.
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« Reply #6460 on: December 23, 2009, 06:56:54 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on December 23, 2009, 05:15:05 pm
I'm going to guess Straight Dope was the forum, but I must know who this is referring to.

Yes, it was the SDMB (I'm a '99er).  I don't know who it was referring to -- some friend of the poster's.

Now I can't get the image of an actuary with 'roid rage out of my head.
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« Reply #6461 on: December 23, 2009, 08:05:53 pm »
today i made an old lady cry.
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« Reply #6462 on: December 23, 2009, 08:47:00 pm »
Were you mean to her when she said you had nice hair?
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« Reply #6463 on: December 24, 2009, 03:56:17 am »
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today i made an old lady cry.

Aw, man, what'd you go and do that for?  I hope it was tears of joy!  (also, what Wombat said.)
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« Reply #6464 on: December 24, 2009, 04:28:38 am »
no meanness was involved.  i helped some people at church divide and deliver food baskets. this woman is having circumstances and she was really grateful. seeing her have one less issue to deal with is one of the best Christmas presents i ever got.
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