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« Reply #7920 on: July 22, 2010, 08:49:30 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on July 22, 2010, 08:36:09 pm
there are lots of shapes of women that i would consider attractive.  for some reason the jiggly ones get my attention the most[[shrug]]  i draw the line at morbidly obese, though.  too much substance is not good.

Too skinny isn't cool. I usually go for athletic-type chicks, but that lady is Tha Hott.

Quote from: theinevitable on July 22, 2010, 08:30:21 pm
the BBW thing bugs me.

What is the category for like, "women who have healthy curves but aren't huge?" It is hard to find in-between, because in the porn world anyone who isn't rail-thin is tagged as HUGE.

I prefer the term "Rubenesque."
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« Reply #7921 on: July 22, 2010, 08:59:16 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 22, 2010, 08:30:21 pm
What is the category for like, "women who have healthy curves but aren't huge?"

The term you are looking for is Voluptuous (nsfw).
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« Reply #7922 on: July 22, 2010, 09:01:20 pm »
Yeah.

I go crazy for girls who would be called "slightly overweight" but I am not attracted to women who are legitimately unhealthy obese.

There is this weird thing where it is assumed that if you are into the first, you must be into the second and it has always confused me why this is.
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« Reply #7923 on: July 22, 2010, 09:04:07 pm »
All of my girlfriends have been described as "emaciated" so I guess I'm on the other side of the spectrum.
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« Reply #7924 on: July 22, 2010, 09:06:33 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 22, 2010, 09:04:07 pm
All of my girlfriends have been described as "emaciated" so I guess I'm on the other side of the spectrum.

are you fond of ladies that are cocaine enthusiasts?
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« Reply #7925 on: July 22, 2010, 09:10:51 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on July 22, 2010, 09:06:33 pm
are you fond of ladies that are cocaine enthusiasts?
Are you fond of ladies who are donut enthusiasts?
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« Reply #7926 on: July 22, 2010, 09:20:42 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 22, 2010, 09:10:51 pm
Are you fond of ladies who are donut enthusiasts?

if a lady hates donuts she gon' hate me
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« Reply #7927 on: July 22, 2010, 09:28:32 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 22, 2010, 09:10:51 pm
Are you fond of ladies who are donut enthusiasts?

Why yes I am.
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« Reply #7928 on: July 22, 2010, 09:56:41 pm »
I'm fond of gentlemen who are "hot dog dipped in mayonnaise" enthusiasts.
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« Reply #7929 on: July 22, 2010, 10:30:01 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 22, 2010, 09:56:41 pm
I'm fond of gentlemen who are "hot dog dipped in mayonnaise" enthusiasts.

Hey! This is a family establishment here, miss.
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« Reply #7930 on: July 22, 2010, 10:33:13 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 22, 2010, 09:56:41 pm
I'm fond of gentlemen who are "hot dog dipped in mayonnaise" enthusiasts.

I'm not overly fond of hotdogs dipped in mayonaise and I'm no gentleman either.
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« Reply #7931 on: July 22, 2010, 11:32:31 pm »
Jesus... Keep your Ids on the inside, peopel!
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« Reply #7932 on: July 22, 2010, 11:37:20 pm »
HOLY SMICK SIGHTING BATMAN
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« Reply #7933 on: July 23, 2010, 03:14:57 am »
I swear I had something to contribute to this conversation but things just took such a whiplash turn all I can think of is mayo.

Not really the same as curvaceous but I've always appreciate the callipygian ladies.
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« Reply #7934 on: July 25, 2010, 11:30:37 pm »
tonight, Mad Men, the best show in the world, returns to television.
To this end, we have purchased:

bourbon, scotch, gin, tonic, heineken, extra ice trays, hair gel, chips, dip. Shirt and ##### ironed, tie chosen.

I feel kind of like an asshole, but I am excited for this party.
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