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« Reply #8850 on: December 31, 2010, 02:23:56 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 31, 2010, 01:23:36 am
Quote from: CortJstr on December 31, 2010, 01:19:55 am
"my local"
Like my locale?

It means "bar at which I'm a regular" implying that it's both small and stumbling distance.
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« Reply #8851 on: December 31, 2010, 02:35:03 am »
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My company says they give us 8 holidays but that's only because they count the day after Thanksgiving separately.

Man, in my department you have to murder someone to get the day after Thanksgiving off, so you don't get to complain about that. But I did get it off this year and I think I'm well positioned to get it off next year, if I'm still around.

Normally we get 9 holidays, the market holidays, but the market isn't observing New Year's next week. But it's OK, because we'll get two floating holidays next year instead of just one. We have a decent vacation package as well.
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« Reply #8852 on: December 31, 2010, 03:19:18 am »
when i used to work for the state of georgia, we had 14 paid holidays every year, one of which was confederate memorial day, and none of which was martin luther king jr day. mlk, you'll recall, was reverend of a giant church here in atlanta, a mile from the state capitol by car.
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« Reply #8853 on: December 31, 2010, 03:25:45 am »
My office closes at noon the day before each of our holidays except MLK (technically Lee-Jackson-King Day) which was only added about 2 years ago.
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« Reply #8854 on: December 31, 2010, 03:58:35 am »
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Man, in my department you have to murder someone to get the day after Thanksgiving off, so you don't get to complain about that. But I did get it off this year and I think I'm well positioned to get it off next year, if I'm still around.
So you've picked out your next victim, but worry that they might get you first?
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« Reply #8855 on: December 31, 2010, 04:20:08 am »
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(technically Lee-Jackson-King Day)

Ah, democracy, that ancient artform wherein everyone comes together that they might compromise to a point where everyone is equally displeased.
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« Reply #8856 on: December 31, 2010, 08:01:33 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on December 31, 2010, 03:58:35 am
So you've picked out your next victim, but worry that they might get you first?

Heh, exactly.
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« Reply #8857 on: January 01, 2011, 06:23:27 am »
Happy birthday.

Everyone at this show with me is puking. It is rare that I  not the most drunk person. Why am I relatively soper? I do not know.

Everyone is making our and puking.

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« Reply #8858 on: January 01, 2011, 06:38:16 am »
"soper"?

Is this a sideways reference to your typing like Bizarro, the flawed "Super"-man?
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« Reply #8859 on: January 01, 2011, 08:26:42 am »
MAN. not fun.

everyone got so drunk. the girls walked home alone through a creepy neighborhood. I sprinted after them and walked them the final 2 blocks and put them to bed. one was puking everywhere. Then I got my car and drove it to the bar to pick up my two guy friends. One had disappeared, one was still puking. Drove that one home and put him to bed, then drove around looking for the disappeared friend (did the most obvious streets to walk on between his house and the bar) and didn't see him.

he lives in a neighborhood where it's really hip...
to be killed by a barrage of gunfire while wearing really weird glasses.

I'm sure he is fine, though? I drove back and forth several times and did not see him.

meanwhile, my girlfriend gets wasted with her ex and won't answer my calls. WELL.
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« Reply #8860 on: January 01, 2011, 08:36:14 am »
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meanwhile, my girlfriend gets wasted with her ex and won't answer my calls. WELL.

Isn't that the one cock you are most contractually obligated to block?
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« Reply #8861 on: January 01, 2011, 05:38:00 pm »
My wife went to a hockey game with her brother and his wife and the whole gang. I suggested she call me if she got in early enough, but maybe just send a text if it was late. Just after midnight my time she called, pretty seriously buzzed, to tell me she was walking home and wasn't sure, might have passed the train station. She then had to get off the phone so she could check the internets and figure out where she was. I asked her to call me when she got home (given she was drunk and walking and maybe a bit disoriented). She texted me when she got home. Sigh.

Edit: she did not go to a hockey gang, although fights probably did break out. She didn't say much about the actual game.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #8862 on: January 02, 2011, 04:07:12 pm »
Today we are going to transition from the horribly frigid weather to a phase 3 blow, meaning no one can go anywhere. If it gets Captain Way-fucked, I'll try to get some more video. It's pretty fuck*ng nasty out there already. If I spot Kurt Russel, I'm going to my room and locking the shit out of the door, not that it'll help.
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« Reply #8864 on: January 04, 2011, 04:12:09 am »
That was amusing.
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