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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10905 on: January 25, 2012, 11:04:43 pm »

Sometimes I'll sneak in, ninja-like so I can do some work while sick.  My 10-year old self is shaking his head in bewilderment.
I'm a total hypocrite on this point - I get mad at coworkers when they come in sick.  I think the rationalization has to do with needing to keep up the facade so they don't realize they're paying me to do a grownup's job.
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« Reply #10906 on: January 25, 2012, 11:38:01 pm »

....get a foster pug. OMG, why do other people not teach their dogs to walk nicely on a leash!!!!
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10907 on: January 26, 2012, 03:14:55 am »

Today (tonight) instead of studying for my test like I should be doing, I'm going to go back down to the bar and get loaded.
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« Reply #10908 on: January 30, 2012, 03:17:38 pm »

Watch them pinch points.
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« Reply #10909 on: February 01, 2012, 06:19:57 pm »

oh no, I shouldn't have signed up for all of these clothing email updates.

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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10910 on: February 01, 2012, 06:40:29 pm »

I get one from something called "Jackthreads" and I always look at it, think "I should dress sharp more often" and then delete it. I did buy a pair of limited edition John Varvatos Converse all-stars this weekend, but that's just because I was unsupervised.
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« Reply #10911 on: February 01, 2012, 08:17:44 pm »

BTW, if any dudes want some cheap threads, Land's End Canvas is having a big sale. I'm trying to move away from t-shirts in a major way, so I'm probably grabbing a button-down or something.

Just started reading my old professor's book. It is completely awesome. It's interesting how, since I know him and how he talks/communicates in emails, I notice the weird stilted way anthropologists write a lot more. He is a brilliant dude doing really cool work, and I'm excited to go home and read it tonight. The introduction kind of nailed everything I think about why anthropology is important, and all of the ways it has influenced how I see the world.

Today at the internship there is nothing for me to do. I'm doing searches of "ethnographic" and "anthropology" on jobs websites and mostly getting Human/Computer Interface research. They all want a master's degree, though. I'd never thought that would be the big chance to use my degree... I'll need to look into this. Too bad the jobs are all in horrible, boring places like NYC, San Francisco, and Chicago.
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« Reply #10912 on: February 03, 2012, 03:13:44 pm »

Went to a party with this guy. My friend produced the music for that video, and I guess Samwell was visiting. What you can't tell in that video is that this guy is TALL.

The other day I left a really bizarre message for a local dentist... I got flustered while trying to explain something, and then someone walked in and asked me a question at the same moment. For some reason my response was to stammer for several seconds mid-sentence, and then hang up.

I though, "gosh, at least I didn't leave my phone number... I'll be spared the humiliation of having to talk to these people." NOPE. Just got called back. They don't have any appointments until April, and they're the first office that has even said they're accepting new patients.
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« Reply #10913 on: February 03, 2012, 03:31:51 pm »

DENTIST SHAME

There's no shame like that dentist shame.
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« Reply #10914 on: February 03, 2012, 05:05:29 pm »

That's what you get when you open wide and you see the flicker of resigned disappointment go across your dentist's face as they witness your brushing and flossing habits.
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« Reply #10915 on: February 03, 2012, 08:02:24 pm »

"Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!"
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« Reply #10916 on: February 03, 2012, 11:21:46 pm »

My dentist actually told me was, "Whatever your oral care routine is, it's working. No, don't tell me what it is -- I don't want to know. Just keep it up."

I think he would be a little horrified if he really knew. I only brush once a day, I just have really good teeth.
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« Reply #10917 on: February 03, 2012, 11:46:38 pm »

I brush once a day, but have become hooked on flossing.  I floss like 10 times a day.
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Re: Today I'm gonna...
« Reply #10918 on: February 04, 2012, 04:30:26 am »

Inev, you need to stop being a bitch.
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« Reply #10919 on: February 04, 2012, 04:33:20 am »

I brush once a day, but have become hooked on flossing.  I floss like 10 times a day.

This is me.  I am hooked on flossers.  I keep a bag at my desk at work, one at my home desk and one in the truck.  My landscape is littered with the little buggers.
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