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[smick]

hah!   No.  It was a Roast Beefy Me Sorry.

[jay-ell]

Oh, I know he's whackin' it. He's admitted it openly. The problem is, he's supposed get Danger Boy to school while I make sure Chaos Girl gets on her bus. (Her bus arrives at 8:10 and he has to be in the parking lot at school no later than 8:25.) Lately he's been getting up at 7:30 and getting out of the shower at 8:00, which means by the time he throws clothes on I've already dressed both kids.

He swears he's not taking half an hour in the shower, but honestly, I don't care what he does or how long it takes him, as long as he's out of the bathroom by 7:45 to handle the part of the morning routine he agreed to be in charge of. So he either needs to spend less time in the shower or get up earlier. Either way, having a clock staring him down can't possibly hurt my cause.

He' definitely won't notice it tonight because he's likely to be at the office 'til midnight or later, and it's possible he'll only come home long enough to change clothes before his big presentation tomorrow.

It's been a rough week.

[smick]

I don't do that in the shower.   (Of course... I also have a teen, not two young kids).

I just like standing there.

[pmcd9]

I haven't jacked off in the shower in a long time.  I'm gonna do that asap.

[AugustWest]

I do the Inev "get hypmotized for 10 minutes" thing.  Not as much as I used to, but yeah, that's a great place to zone out and think thoughts.  Hardly ever jerk it in the shower.  Fraid I'll slip and fall and break a dang hip.

[jay-ell]

I used to get hypnotized in the shower. I also used to jerk it (or the lady equivalent (ladyquivalent?)) in the shower.

Now I prefer baths, and I read in the tub. I also have some grown-up-lady bath toys for special times.

I honestly do not have a problem with the length of his showers -- especially since he took over paying the bills and I don't have to see how much water we use every month. It's the fact that he's not fulfilling his morning responsibilities that's the problem.

[greenkoolayd]

jilling off?  jilling it?

[jay-ell]

Jillin' like a villain?

[wombat]

A thirty minute shower is a shocking waste of natural resources. I am appalled at how many of you admit to this.

[theinevitable]

you sound like my roommate. "Dan, you're in the kitchen, why is your bedroom light on?"

My other roommate turns the water on "to heat up" and then does other shit for 5 minutes, so....

[Victoria Waterfield]

I hope this is where I go when I die.  For like...ever.

...

Well... my own shower, not Keith's.   I guess Keith's is fine...we just like... don't know each other.   

I'm sorry I made it weird, Keith.  I'll stay in my own shower.

Sorry.

In Heaven, everyone gets their own shower

[Doc]

A thirty minute shower is a shocking waste of natural resources. I am appalled at how many of you admit to this.

Is the implication here simply that you won't admit to it?

I have less long showers than I did. I think I used to just stand under the hot water pretending I was still in bed, these days I just sleep in and then have to rush the shower. Kind of more efficient, I guess?

[KeithHernandez]

Once I get on track it only takes me like 4 minutes.  So my shower is 5-15 min of standing zoned out, usually on the lower end, then a 4 minute shower.

[wombat]

Is the implication here simply that you won't admit to it?

I sometimes turn the shower on to heat it up and wander off like Inev's roommate because in the winter there is no way I am getting in there till it is damn sure hot. But even with that there is no way it ever takes half an hour total. That's just crazy, people.

Speaking of showers, today I'm gonna be washing my hair and all of a sudden wonder if the dachshund is still alive and if so, who got her in the divorce.

[side_show]

... do my usual morning run, but the older guy next to me reeked of garlic, was constantly coughing without even attempting to cover his mouth and even let out a stinker at one point.  Gag.  No matter how hard you run, if you run on a machine, you're not running away from anything.