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[KeithHernandez]

This guy I know who is me moved on to better things.  Cheaper longer lasting and semi-legal (these college doctors give away anything!).  If that guy who is not you is you then you really moved up in my book.  If not, still a good person for you to know.

Anyone ever done snuff?  I roll my own tobacco so I have tried it, but, god, it is horrible.

[KeithHernandez]

However... I love the deep-water miniscule slang of illicit subcultures.

Yeah, I can totally dig on that.  Just so you know, a bump and a rail are exclusive terms, I would think.  And yeah, I like the culture as much as the drugs.  I hope I never need prison slang though.

[Toaster]

Is Teodor wearing false eyelashes?

[ryanpeq]

the best part of today's strip was when it reminded me to a google image search for selma hayek

[Arachno-capitalist]

the best part of today's strip was when it reminded me to a google image search for selma hayek

Ditto.  Apparently she won the Mr.skin award for best breasts.

[Arachno-capitalist]

This guy I know who is me moved on to better things.  Cheaper longer lasting and semi-legal (these college doctors give away anything!).  If that guy who is not you is you then you really moved up in my book.  If not, still a good person for you to know.

Anyone ever done snuff?  I roll my own tobacco so I have tried it, but, god, it is horrible.

Cigs in this town cost damn near $8 a pack, and ive noticed a growing trend of people rolling their own smokes. How does one get started in this trade. PM me.

[Popegeorgeringo]

I think what makes Achewood so good is its willingness to take risks.  For every cutting edge humor fest there is atleastt one dud. idea that plays too long. This one is not as bad as others, though.  For me at least, the Great Outdoor Fight was a big miss, but surprisngly one that articles cite as a highlight.   Often the t-shirts and gear seem to highlight the misfire strips.  The bunny ambulance just doesn't do it for me.

Some of my favorite strips in the last year or two:  Ray's blue toilet; Becoming a tit man, and the Molly/RB pending nuptials.

The Pope.

[littlefox]

Often the t-shirts and gear seem to highlight the misfire strips.  The bunny ambulance just doesn't do it for me.

SO true.

I actually didn't mind this strip, because it made me imagine Teodor coming up with other retarded "impressions" before finally resorting to shouting out obvious physical features.
In general I have despised this storyline, even the books off-shoot with Cornelius. It's making me worry that Achewood is going to go down an unfunny path of no return. That ... that would be Sad.

[Bimmicus]

They're a little big for my tastes.

I know these are English words, and they appear to be arranged in a proper sentence, but they don't make any sense to me. Too... big? Nope, simply can't parse it.

[littlefallsmets]

There are basically two situations wherein a lady's maguffies can be too buh.... buh... bi... it's a very hard to type thing.

1.) They're surgically altered to the point of being cartoonishly fake.

2.) The lady in question's breasts are only large because of some malady, such as morbid obesity or so forth.

God wasn't fuckin' around when he invented the titty. God was ON that day.

If it grows naturally on a lady's chest and it ain't a tumor or a glandular disorder or something, it ain't too big.

At least too big to my eyes. If you're having back problems and you need to trim 'em back a bit, penisltov.

I mean, I'll be SAD, but I understand.

[jay-ell]

Mmmmmm, yeah, Salma Hayak is hot. 

Hot.  So hot.  I actually think that, in addition to her flawless boobies, she also has a nice-looking face. 

But -- just me, maybe? 

[littlefallsmets]

The only problem with Salma Hayek is that unless she talks very... very... slowly, she doesn't make any sense.

being a fast talker + using your second language = I don't know what the hell you're saying.

[Bimmicus]

I'm a bit concerned over the quality of recent strips too, but maybe Onstad is just having a little autumn slump. We've all been there. Even my craps don't have their usual go-getting verve in any given October.

[colmore]

The basic problem with the internet is that you get two pages of dialog out of every hour's worth of content.  Look at any great newspaper strip.  When it arrives to you once a day, you frequently go "heh" rather than laugh out loud.  But when that Far Side book is sitting on your toilet for two decades, you appreciate the near hits as much as the classics.

Imagine if every one of those squares had an appended 5,000 words of variations on "Another cow strip?  Shark. Jumped."

I think this storyline is one that works better as a book on the toilet.  Sure it isn't the funniest thing on the internet today, and it isn't the funniest Achewood ever, but that's really the wrong standard to hold anything to.

Anyway, I laughed at today's strip.  Imagine seeing Tod on TV, cut to Teodor in a leotard (Teodor in a Leotard: untaken band name) slowly singing -- his voice isn't as good as he wants it to be, you know -- Gooooood tiiits.

Also: where's the applause coming from?

Also: Todd needs way more than a bump right now.

[theinevitable]

yeah, actually? I think it's more a case of my being bad at judging boobs from pictures. especially clothed pictures.

because now I am thinking of some boobies I have experienced on one level or another in real life, and... some of those were bigger, and very very nice.

but usually I go by the Handful rule.