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« on: November 11, 2008, 07:55:19 am »
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2008, 08:04:25 am »
Cool? Maybe.

But I dunno... that all sounds pretty damn exhausting to me.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 08:22:24 am »
Quote from: vtopdorikimov on November 11, 2008, 07:55:19 am
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2008, 02:51:24 pm »
Wait, you mean there's porn on the Internet?  Sheesh, who knew?
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2008, 03:18:12 pm »
Doc, I feel like you should have left them a "See me after class" note.

They can do better, if they apply themselves.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 03:54:24 pm »
I thought this was going to be the new strip thread when I checked the board this morning on my blackberry.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2008, 04:03:25 pm »
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2008, 05:46:13 pm »
That must have been exhausting work, Doc.  I don't blame you for taking a pass on the second "paragraph".

Sadly, I've seen worse from classmates in college - on much drier topics.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 05:47:34 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 11, 2008, 08:04:25 am
Cool? Maybe.

But I dunno... that all sounds pretty damn exhausting to me.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 06:43:39 pm »
Quote from: smick on November 11, 2008, 03:18:12 pm
Doc, I feel like you should have left them a "See me after class" note.

They can do better, if they apply themselves.

That sounds like it could be the plot to one of the vids.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 07:50:10 pm »
Big fan of the shoutout to HP toner near the conclusion, there.
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Re: Cool sex
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 08:57:45 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 11, 2008, 05:47:34 pm
LFM, I am giving you a can. Dont say I never gave you a can.

All that commotion.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2008, 09:48:39 pm »
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2008, 01:05:39 am »
I'm not at all sure this is the kind of board that wants cool sex videos. Dorky sex, maybe, or perhaps cool celibacy.
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