But like... in a way where it's adorable?
That is so charming to me.
It was ridiculously cute. Here's how it went down:
I'm wrapping presents, having just carefully concealed the DS games I bought my husband in odd shaped boxes so he wont know what they are. My husband enters from outside.Husband: Oh! You need to.... go somewhere.
SS: What do you mean? Where?
Husband: Just... not here. I need to... bring something in.
SS: (knowingly) Ohhh.
Husband: Yeah.
SS: Okay, can I go upstairs?
Husband: Ummm...
SS: Look, I've still got so many presents to wrap. And we're delivering most of them tomorrow. Can't I just look away or close my eyes? Will this take long?
Husband: Uh... No. I don't know. No.
SS: Okay, well, can I just... stand in the bathroom? Wait - what if I wear this scarf as a blindfold?
Husband: No. You might peek.
SS: I won't peek - you know I like being surprised.
Husband: Well - here's some treats I bought for Pete and Lucy (our aunt and uncles dog and the husband's parent's dog). Maybe wrap them?
SS: In the bathroom? Where in the sink?
Husband: No... just... just wait in there I guess. It wont take long.
SS: Okay. I'll take the treats, and look at them and
think about how I'm going to wrap them while I'm in there then.
Husband: Okay.
I go in the bathroom, which is a tiny half-bath with a sliding door. I hear the husband leave the house, and stand around waiting, check out the treats for a while. About 10 minutes pass until I hear him re-enter. He comes to the bathroom doorMe: Can I come out?
Husband: Don't come out - don't come out!
Me: Okay, I'm not coming out.
Moving around, the sound of him carrying something unwieldy into the basement. The sound of him moving stuff around in the basement.
Me: Now can I come out?
Husband: (from the basement) No! (from the main floor) Uhhhh.... okay.
Me: (coming out) Okay.
Husband: Oh - look what I got us! (presenting a small magnetic calendar)
Me: A promotional calendar from my favorite antique shop (placing it on the fridge where the weight of the calendar can not be held up by the magnet attached to it). A
crappy calendar from my favorite antique shop.
Husband: Yeah.
Me: So, you make me stay in the bathroom while you hide something, then when I come out, you show me a calender you got at my favorite antique store?
Husband: Uh... yeah. I guess... you know what I got you.
Me: Well.... yeah, but I don't know what it
looks like, so that's the exciting part.
Several hours later, I'm still wrapping presents, having to continually send him into the basement to get boxes for gifts because that's where we store them and my present is apparently sitting in the middle of the basement unwrapped.
Husband: So... can I wrap it in a garbage bag, or should I use wrapping paper?
Me: We have lots of wrapping paper - use paper.
Husband: Why can't I just use a garbage bag?
Me: So we wont have a big garbage bag in the middle of the living room, under the tree?
Since I already know what it is, why don't you just leave it down there, put a bow on it, and when the time comes, you can carry it upstairs.
Husband: I'll put
stickers on the garbage bag.
Me: We don't have any stickers. You don't have to use a garbage bag. If you just want to keep it down there and cover it in something, use the chair covers - they're in the basement.
Husband: Ooooh - you already know what it is! I guess showing you the calendar was pretty stupid.
Me: No. It's okay. I love that place, and it makes me even more excited to see what it looks like! (pretending to head for the basement).
Husband: Hey!
Me: Hup! What is it? I can't... maybe just a peek!
Husband: No!
Me: Oh come on, maybe just a little. (more fake vamping that I'm going to peek, laughter) Okay - so you've got to wrap it or cover it or something, or you'll ruin the surprise. Cause I've got laundry to do.
Husband: Okay.
Me: Yay!