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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #300 on: October 02, 2009, 01:47:47 am »

I once ate 1 3/4 lbs of baked beans (all of a large-ish can) in one sitting. Just to see if I could. Man, I paid for it 6 hours later but I just had to see if I had it in me, ya know?

You had it in ya, but it kept trying to get out.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #301 on: October 02, 2009, 06:39:54 am »

'tis a magical fruit, indeed.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #302 on: October 02, 2009, 08:05:26 pm »

Taint Natural.  Taint Right

It's all about the tiny little wrinkles around the eyes.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #303 on: October 02, 2009, 08:27:55 pm »

You can hear that they're speaking in capital letters.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #304 on: October 07, 2009, 12:56:19 pm »

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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #305 on: October 07, 2009, 01:05:15 pm »

Skeletons can escape screaming.

Education.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #306 on: October 07, 2009, 01:22:27 pm »

Oh Lord I can't stop laughing. 
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #307 on: October 11, 2009, 10:04:39 am »

My bee shirt arrived on Friday, along with a doodle:

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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #308 on: October 11, 2009, 03:43:13 pm »

"science"

Is that a nod to Achewood?
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #309 on: October 11, 2009, 04:33:11 pm »

It's a nod to the fact that I'm a scientist.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #310 on: October 11, 2009, 04:40:34 pm »

How did he know youre a scientist and that you use the handle oball. Did you send a biography with your order?
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #311 on: October 11, 2009, 05:07:18 pm »

No, he's actually a crazy stalker obsessed with me.  As well as the shirt and the doodle, the package also contained his severed ear.

I shall use it to clone an army of Driscolls and seize control of the webcomics industry.





(Or possibly he knew because we're both moderators on the Cracked.com forums)
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #312 on: October 11, 2009, 05:42:13 pm »

Also, science is fairly rad.
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« Reply #313 on: October 11, 2009, 05:53:37 pm »

And although we haven't seen him at work recently, Steve is employed as a honey scientist.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #314 on: October 13, 2009, 03:05:16 pm »

It is actually nod to Oball AND Achewood AND Science.
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