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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 02:42:04 am »
Quote from: wombat on October 15, 2009, 12:20:40 am
That should be the new breed motto.

Is that such as a real thing? Do breeds have mottos?
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 12:09:31 pm »
Quote from: Doc on October 14, 2009, 11:04:53 pm
I like you DJV, but sometimes I just don't think you're on the same wavelength as the rest of us.

I don't think I am, really, but I hope that's ok. I'm kinda the Grand Galactic Inquisitor of the board:



IGNORE ME!!!

(pssst the real reason for this is that I'm a cat person and also pugs are uuuugly)
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2009, 12:12:44 pm »
Also look what I found when searching from a picture of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor:



sometimes Google is kind
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2009, 12:41:24 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on October 15, 2009, 12:12:44 pm
Also look what I found when searching from a picture of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor:



sometimes Google is kind

She can interrogate me anytime.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2009, 01:42:03 pm »
Damn her chastity belt!
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2009, 02:11:14 pm »
Quote from: Doc on October 15, 2009, 02:42:04 am
Is that such as a real thing? Do breeds have mottos?

I don't think most do, but as usual, pugs think they are special. It's "Multum in Parvo," extremely loosely, "big dog in a little body."
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2009, 06:32:30 am »
Quote from: dejavroom on October 14, 2009, 06:05:02 pm
I wasn't gonna say anything (it's too late anyway, whatever), and generally I'm all for the newbies, but fuck it, any newbie that's responsible for a deluge of cutey dog pics should get the swift instaban/permaban boot pronto. f u Mr. Wonderful

I'm not the retard(s) who keep(s) posting dog pictures.  oh wait I am now since I'm tit-for-tatting, but, I didn't start it.  If people have something to say to me that is best expressed by spamming the board with dog pictures, maybe they should just shut the fuck up already.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2009, 06:33:43 am »
ALTERNATIVELY:
Quote from: dejavroom on October 14, 2009, 06:05:02 pm
I wasn't gonna say anything (it's too late anyway, whatever), and generally I'm all for the newbies, but fuck it, any newbie that's responsible for a deluge of cutey dog pics should get the swift instaban/permaban boot pronto. f u Mr. Wonderful

congratulations DEJAVROOM, you're the latest winner of 'monkey see monkey do'
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2009, 06:36:35 am »
Quote from: dejavroom on October 15, 2009, 12:12:44 pm
Also look what I found when searching from a picture of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor:



sometimes Google is kind

gross.  she smokes.  I mean, and look at her face.  it's got 'ignorant bitch' written all over it.  not sexy.  not cool.  not a good comment.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2009, 12:25:38 pm »
I kinda see why you would say that, but you forgot to consider that nobody likes you here or finds your input valuable in any way whatsoever.

Also:
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 16, 2009, 06:32:30 am
I didn't start it.

Relax, buddy, this was just another one of those pathetic developments triggered by your mere existence. By now I'm sure this is a recognizable pattern in your life...



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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2009, 06:00:19 am »
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 16, 2009, 06:32:30 am
I'm not the retard(s) who keep(s) posting dog pictures.  oh wait I am now since I'm tit-for-tatting, but, I didn't start it.  If people have something to say to me that is best expressed by spamming the board with dog pictures, maybe they should just shut the fuck up already.

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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2009, 08:43:57 pm »
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 16, 2009, 06:32:30 am
I'm not the retard(s) who keep(s) posting dog pictures.  oh wait I am now since I'm tit-for-tatting, but, I didn't start it.  If people have something to say to me that is best expressed by spamming the board with dog pictures, maybe they should just shut the fuck up already.

I think you should write to the mods and try to get them banned, or at LEAST get them posting on topic.  You and me, Mr. Wonderful, we had an nice little message board until these dog posting assholes came along and just started picture spamming everything.

Right?
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #57 on: October 25, 2009, 05:17:00 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on October 16, 2009, 12:25:38 pm
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The closest thing we have that I know if is the ability for admins to delete an account and every post an individual has ever made, so that it appears that person never existed.

We've only done this once, and I don't like doing it, because it screws with otherwise interesting threads. But it's the easiest, fastest way to deal with someone like...dare I mention?...THA SUGAH RAIN.
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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #58 on: October 26, 2009, 04:20:36 am »
Man, now I have more pug pictures than is necessary for any man in his mid-20s to have...

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Re: Sports & Leisure - a modest proposal
« Reply #59 on: October 26, 2009, 04:25:58 am »
Yeah. Pugzilla went totally useless-like.

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