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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #210 on: May 01, 2010, 02:07:11 am »
I've been meaning to give Mrs. del Vaca instructions to post to my blog should anything befall me.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #211 on: May 01, 2010, 02:09:18 am »
it'll get here through facebook eventually, so i haven't made any other plans.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #212 on: May 04, 2010, 09:01:42 pm »
Pedro would let you know, of course. He doesn't need to know my password here because (a) he has his own account and (b) I never log out.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #213 on: May 04, 2010, 09:27:00 pm »
when i die, the whole world is going to end, so you wont have to worry about it being made known.  youll be dead, too.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #214 on: May 04, 2010, 09:51:16 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 04, 2010, 09:01:42 pm
Pedro would let you know, of course. He doesn't need to know my password here because (a) he has his own account and (b) I never log out.

I never log out either, but what if I am lost together with my laptop in a fiery crash of something or other?

I gave the Tech Staff a list of passwords, but who knows if he will remember if he has it.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #215 on: May 08, 2010, 02:53:46 am »
1. my landlady decided to change our locks, but went home for the day before she put the new ones on. so our house had no locks. she also decided that she wanted to rent it out as a furnished apartment, so she threw out all of our furniture and bought new furniture.

2. I was shaving, and realized I had a line of hair that I couldn't get to come off, about this thick . It went from my sideburns all the way down my neck to my chest, where it connected to the rest of my body hair.

3. my good friend killed himself, and I was the last person to see him. Everyone else was really nonchalant about it.

4. my girlfriend's ex boyfriend showed up in town. I just turned around and suddenly he was there. Realized that he is really handsome. Then he was talking about all the cool things he does, and I was trying to act friendly instead of being like FUCK YOU, MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DATE A GUY WHO KNOWS A LOT ABOUT WEIRD, COOL MUSIC! SHUT UP!
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #216 on: May 10, 2010, 01:43:24 am »
Im really sorry to hear about your friend. Whatever your thoughts on the matter, be still knowing there was probably nothing you could've done.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #217 on: May 10, 2010, 01:54:26 am »
I'm pretty sure it was a dream A-Cap. I hope.
Otherwise we're all kind of dicks for ignoring 'Nev's pain.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #218 on: May 10, 2010, 02:18:57 am »
But isn't it proper for imaginary friends to express sympathy for things that happen in dreams?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #219 on: May 10, 2010, 02:19:27 am »
Point.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #220 on: May 10, 2010, 03:02:53 am »
I'm waiting for when characters in my dreams express sympathy for the stuff that happens on the internet.

That's when I'll know things have gotten Weird.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #221 on: May 10, 2010, 03:44:29 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on May 08, 2010, 02:53:46 am
1. my landlady decided to change our locks, but went home for the day before she put the new ones on. so our house had no locks. she also decided that she wanted to rent it out as a furnished apartment, so she threw out all of our furniture and bought new furniture.

2. I was shaving, and realized I had a line of hair that I couldn't get to come off, about this thick . It went from my sideburns all the way down my neck to my chest, where it connected to the rest of my body hair.

3. my good friend killed himself, and I was the last person to see him. Everyone else was really nonchalant about it.

4. my girlfriend's ex boyfriend showed up in town. I just turned around and suddenly he was there. Realized that he is really handsome. Then he was talking about all the cool things he does, and I was trying to act friendly instead of being like FUCK YOU, MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DATE A GUY WHO KNOWS A LOT ABOUT WEIRD, COOL MUSIC! SHUT UP!

Fuck me. I read this thinking it was the 'what's going on with your day etc.' thread.

I have no idea why I found it all so plausible. Maybe I have that hair and don't realise it yet? I'll check when shaving tomorrow.

Also that is how you should act to ex-boyfriends, it is The Code unless they're proper twats like.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #222 on: May 12, 2010, 05:26:35 pm »
I was watching an international soccer match, I believe it was England vs. Italy.  It finished in a draw.  Instead of going to penalty kicks or some other soccer-based means of breaking the tie, the match was to be decided by which team produced the most urine for post-game drug testing.  One player from each team would be surrounded by two teammates and the official holding the receptacle, and go right there.  The announcers were updating the "scores" and the fans were cheering as it if was the regular flow (so to speak) of play.

[This of course is when I woke up, because any time I have a dream that involves urination I have to awaken myself in a hurry to make sure I'm not actually peeing in the bed.  Hasn't happened yet, thank heavens.]
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #223 on: May 13, 2010, 12:09:01 am »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on May 12, 2010, 05:26:35 pm
[This of course is when I woke up, because any time I have a dream that involves urination I have to awaken myself in a hurry to make sure I'm not actually peeing in the bed.  Hasn't happened yet, thank heavens.]

Often when I have to pee at night I dream that I'm in some strange bathroom where either I can't figure out where I'm supposed to go or that it's like in the middle of a room and I can't close the door.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #224 on: May 13, 2010, 02:21:55 am »
In my "gotta pee" dreams, I go in the bathroom and discover that the toilet is missing. Sometimes I go into a public restroom, and there are 30 stalls, and none of them have anything inside.
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