A young woman (Eliza Dushku) meets a wealthy older man (Steve Martin) in a four-star Canadian hotel. She's in town on a six-week work-study program for college and somehow ends up sitting near him in the expensive hotel restaurant (the dream picks up from this point so I don't know why she was there). He is there on what he calls "my annual business trip to attend to some...matters." He's very mysterious about it. They strike up a conversation, he buys her dinner and asks her to come back the following afternoon.
They meet again, and they begin to develop feelings for each other, but she reveals that her high school sweetheart is waiting for her back home. She's torn, and on his last night in the city, just as it appears she's going to choose to travel the world with him, she asks him one final question: Why are you here? What secret business do you have to attend to?
He won't tell her. She says, I need to know that you're a good person. I need to know that whatever you're doing isn't something that exploits the poor or causes the deaths of hundreds of African babies or something. She says, I'm not naive. I know how business works. And I need to know that you're an honest businessman. He looks at her, stands up, pushes a stack of poker chips in her direction (the hotel had a casino for some reason?), and walks out of her life...forever.
The next day, she walks into the hair salon at the hotel, puts on an apron, and thanks a co-worker for covering for her for a few days. "I had some business to attend to." The whole thing was a con. And she's tens of thousands richer.
I dreamed a heist film disguised as a romantic comedy. It was...kind of epic.