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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #585 on: October 15, 2011, 10:37:30 am »
Another post-apocalyptic dream, this time winding up with coming upon some sort of small, loosely-aggregated community which was augmenting their food supplies with human flesh (as would most likely happen, I suppose). I was revolted, spouse tucked right in. I guess this shows that I think she is practical?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #586 on: October 17, 2011, 12:50:09 am »
the other day i had a dream that i was at a big-assed party.  my multimedia instructor and andrew mcmahon(he sings in the bands something corporate and jacks mannequin) were the only people i specifically remember.  at one point during the party i went away from the crowd for a few minutes.  when i came back, everyone was gone.  apparently they went to long island and did something hella fun because i was pissed when they got back.  andrew mcmahon was being all dismissive of my hurt feelings.  all, "you werent here and we had to leave.  im sorry you missed your chance, bro."
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #587 on: October 17, 2011, 04:24:14 am »
Fuck THAT guy.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #588 on: October 17, 2011, 09:09:30 am »
I had a wife who was a crazy lady so I hid in an attic man cave and drank beers with Bill Murray. She tried to break into the attic and kill me so I threw Bill Murray out a window and jumped out.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #589 on: October 17, 2011, 09:52:16 am »
Go Bill Murray! Save yourself!
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #590 on: October 17, 2011, 12:32:16 pm »
Times been tough since you last stopped by, A-Cap?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #591 on: October 17, 2011, 05:13:46 pm »
At least you had Bill Murray to cushion your fall.  Is this your way of announcing that you are returning to us?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #592 on: October 17, 2011, 05:57:24 pm »
I had a dream where I was showing off my limited St Louis Architecture vocabulary, and this local preservationist blogger popped up. He called me a big show-off and said "let me guess, that's the only architectural term you know, so you have to point it out every time you see it?"

Harsh, dude. Harsh. But true.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #593 on: October 17, 2011, 10:20:03 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 17, 2011, 05:57:24 pm
I had a dream where I was showing off my limited St Louis Architecture vocabulary, and this local preservationist blogger popped up. He called me a big show-off and said "let me guess, that's the only architectural term you know, so you have to point it out every time you see it?"

Harsh, dude. Harsh. But true.

Inev is like, DOME…DOME…DOME…
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #594 on: October 18, 2011, 04:09:39 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 17, 2011, 05:57:24 pm
I had a dream where I was showing off my limited St Louis Architecture vocabulary, and this local preservationist blogger popped up. He called me a big show-off and said "let me guess, that's the only architectural term you know, so you have to point it out every time you see it?"

Harsh, dude. Harsh. But true.

You seem to be surrounded by total dicks.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #595 on: October 18, 2011, 04:39:34 am »
>look
Quote from: Nabubrush on October 18, 2011, 04:09:39 am
You seem to be surrounded by total dicks.

>exit south
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #596 on: October 18, 2011, 05:11:16 am »
>look

You find a tiny can of Dr. Pepper.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #597 on: October 18, 2011, 03:07:31 pm »
it is funny, because I have never met him. But we have enough of a twitter relationship (?) that maybe he is creeped out that I told him about that dream. SORRY BRO.

Especially since there have been a lot of "I saw @preservationresearchoffice at Riley's, but didn't want to bug him. Hi!" type things.

...I am a Historic Preservation Blog fanboy.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #598 on: October 20, 2011, 09:52:54 pm »
Asherdan, you are not allowed in my dreams anymore.

i was in an old fashioned theater talking to one of the other dads of the group.  Asherdan was in the center aisle, about 20 rows back, just beaming like the proudest father in the whole world.  Apparently, one of his kids played a big part of putting on the show that had just taken place.  i was about to go shake his hand and say hi, but i woke up too soon.

this 3rd shift job is making my dreams really outlandish.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #599 on: December 16, 2011, 03:04:42 pm »
I had a dream that I was hanging out with Inev's mother, sister, and girlfriend. They kept saying things about him that I knew were not true. I can't remember any specifics, but they were along the lines of, "Oh, he loves Band X," and I would remember a post he made here about how he is so tired of that band. I didn't say anything, though, because I did not want inev's closest female relatives to feel like a strange internet person knew their son/brother/boyfriend better than they did.

When I woke up and remembered this, it made me think about how sometimes we are more honest about ourselves here than IRL, so in that sense we get to know each other better than we would if we were face to face. But then I thought, but I don't know what inev sounds like when he laughs, or how to recognize that look he gets when he has a really fantastic idea, or whether he has any peculiar mannerisms that his friends secretly discuss behind his back, so maybe I don't really know any of you at all.
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