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[wombat]

I had a nightmare last week that someone had torn down all the foliage on my back fence that blocks my view of the adjacent backyard where people park their cars. I came home yesterday to find that new people had moved into that house and had torn down 3/4 of the foliage on the fence.

[jay-ell]

I had a dream in the wee hours this morning that I was confronted with two potential lovers among a group of friends, and I was trying to decide which of them to pursue. One of them was Brandon Patton, who plays bass for MC Frontalot, and the other was Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. (Not the actor. The character.) When I woke up, I was leaning Team Sheldon because he seemed more interested.

[Nabubrush]

Not against you, but that seems very unlikely for Sheldon Cooper.

[jay-ell]

You know how almost all men think, deep down, that lesbians are hot because of that kernel of hope that they could be "the one?"

I feel the same way about nerds.

[Nabubrush]

 

[theinevitable]

Very, very long dream involving TOUAMBers, suicide, a funeral, 19th century aristocracy, my paternal grandfather (who I have never met), and sass from coworkers. Something about my bedroom is off lately and I have been sleeping very restlessly.

[pmcd9]

Dreamed I was at what I think was a senior center with my parents having dinner in the dining hall. Mitt Romney was there standing on a grand stairway leading up to the lobby of the building. There was also a young lady there who was being honored for some accomplishment. She went up to Romney and they talked for a few minutes. Eventually the seniors started to get up from their tables and approach him. I said to my parents "Let's go get our picture made with the President." I thought to myself, "he's not the President, he's only a candidate." but didn't say it.

My parents couldn't climb the stairs properly so they literally crawled up the stairs. About that time Romney went the rest of the way up the stairs into the lobby of the place. It was the kind of place that has two entryways with a little foyer between. He was standing in that little foyer being left more or less alone.

There were two little kids there sitting on the bench beside Romney, like maybe 6 or 7 years old, and Romney was belittling them for not showing the proper respect to adults. I remember him saying "What do you expect from someone from New Caney." I lived in New Caney for 9 years and to be fair, New Caney is a shithole. But of course I took offense to it.

I remember he was a dick to me as well, but that part is vague and then I woke up.

[littlefallsmets]

In my dream last night, I went to a church full of violent anti-abortionists and just laid into them for like two hours straight.

I have no idea what triggered that dream but it was pretty fun.

Coupla nights ago, in my dream, I was working on a crass remake of Back to the Future and after a coupla days, we all rebelled, the actors, the crew, the director, everybody... and we holed ourselves up in the set and spent the budget making a bunch of agitprop satire short films instead, just blowing millions of dollars on dozens of political and often incredibly vulgar short films.

After a few weeks, the backers of the film sent a bunch of cops to arrest us but we uploaded everything we'd finished to the internet first, beginning some kind of great awakening in our culture that was so glorious that we didn't care. We had won.

I woke up with an innerpeace I haven't had in years that disappeared completely by the first cup of morning coffee.

[jaydub]

..that my Dad was some sort of charismatic cult leader who had a huge oceangoing yacht (a la L. Ron Hubbard and the Royal Scotsman).  Unlike Hubbard however, he was something of a prisoner of his followers, who didn't want worldly concerns to trouble their spiritual leader.  I had to find him on this huge ship, which had all sorts of branching passageways, lavish staterooms, lecture halls and the like.  All the while we were underway in some sort of tropical locale (eastern coast of Africa maybe?) on the way to cult headquarters.  I knew once we got there I'd never be able to get him free from his followers.  They knew who I was, and they openly deferred to me in public, but kept my father hidden somehow.  I knew that if any of them got me alone they'd make me disappear, so the whole thing was very cat-and-penis.  I woke up before the dream resolved.

[side_show]

I had an anxiety dream that my iPhone's screen protector was peeling off.  Proof positive I like my iPhone too much.

[jaydub]

That's kind of horrifying actually.  Needle sharp claws and such.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I was flying a U-2 spy plane over Russia. I landed somewhere in Siberia and killed a large lion-esque creature for food. His skin made a great teepee. I woke up to my cat slapping at my face.

[theinevitable]

I have now had 3 different dreams about the angry guy I talk to about urban planning on twitter. He always angrily asks me what I want to do with my life. But normally there is also some mundane component. Just now we found out (in my dream) that we both like rye whiskey.

The other part of the dream was sleeping in a weird abandoned building. When we drove up our car was attacked by a lion.

[theinevitable]

I somehow injured myself at work, and was required to take a drug test. When I was peeing in the cup I forgot the instructions, and did something I was not supposed to do. When I was done they told me I had failed, and would not tell me if I had somehow tested positive for drugs, or if it was because I had broken the rules about how to pee in the cup. They said, you are fired, unless you want to go to the union and fight this. I couldn't stop thinking, "what will I tell my parents when they ask me how I got fired?"

[pmcd9]

I was in a hotel room with 2 hookers and we were getting dressed. John Wayne walked into the room and told me it was time to go. He saw the hookers and told me to bring them along with us. I can't remember what else happened.