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[Toaster]

I would get so much tail at a Mensa gathering.

[side_show]

I would get so much tail at a Mensa gathering.

Mensa gender ratios indicate there isn't much tail to be had.

It's sort of like here, only, you know, more bloated with self importance.

[AugustWest]

Mensa gender ratios indicate there isn't much tail to be had.

It's sort of like here, only, you know, more bloated with self importance.

Oh Smells, why do you hurt us so?

[Arachno-capitalist]

When I was a kid and i heard about the ball dropping, I thought it was going to be dropped from a building and explode on impact. Boy was I disappointed.
Happy New Years, people. Let us close the book on this decade of war and calamity.

[Thomas Pain]

Quote from: Drygioni on Yesterday at 02:11:34 PM
I've a sneaking suspicion that he may be performing this hypocritical act in an attempt to annoy or rile us. A wind-up, if you will.

I'm starting to get the feeling that's all he's here to do as opposed to actually wanting to integrate with our community  Angry

It is, in fact, for the lulz.


now if you don't mind, i have to get back to my  H4X0R ECONOMIST.

no no you all have it all wrong.  yes I post on totally off topic shit people tend to do that I more than most that is what creates a sense of community is the off-topic connections we form with each other, but there is a sort of OHMS law or some such at work here that states that the strength of the off-topic connections must be inversely proportional to the size of the on-topic community.  that's pretty much all I was trying to say.  so why not engineer a larger on-topic community by moving the off-topic socializing sorta into it's own more separate realm or dimension, and you could have multiple such dimensions, each unique like a snow flake.

pcmd9 I agree I find the persistence to be funny.  err wait you said 'almost funny.'  well anyway I think persistence can be funny.

um  so anyway.  yeah I don't know if I could integrate into your community.  you guys aren't literal enough for me.  It's hard to understnad what y'all talking about most of the time.  you know.  the general flow of the conversation... I'm like a sideways canoe in the current usually.

so anyway.  is 2010 now.  my swine fluenza is getting better.  remarkably rapid progression to the 'full immune response' stage... only 24 hours versus the normal 3 or 4 days... which was nice, because until you get to that stage, then you have kinda pain like sore throat and aches and pains and vomit and such... once you get to that stage, however, you are then in recovery mode, and all you has to worry about is lots of snot.  but odd thing is I has been stuck in 'full immune response recovery' mode for like, several days now...  oh well.  strange flu.  I guess you never know what will happen when someone goes and fucks a pig.  pig fuck*ng, an ages old symbiotic activity, coupled with modern air travel, is worst than terrorism.  we might have to rethink who is the terrorists now it is the pig fuckers.

happy new years all
don't y'all go fuck*ng no pigs now

[Thomas Pain]

When I was a kid and i heard about the ball dropping, I thought it was going to be dropped from a building and explode on impact. Boy was I disappointed.
Happy New Years, people. Let us close the book on this decade of war and calamity.

heh heh...  you said ball dropping

full interview here

[Bobby Isosceles]

so anyway.  is 2010 now.  my swine fluenza is getting better.  remarkably rapid progression to the 'full immune response' stage... only 24 hours versus the normal 3 or 4 days... which was nice, because until you get to that stage, then you have kinda pain like sore throat and aches and pains and vomit and such... once you get to that stage, however, you are then in recovery mode, and all you has to worry about is lots of snot.  but odd thing is I has been stuck in 'full immune response recovery' mode for like, several days now...  oh well.  strange flu.  I guess you never know what will happen when someone goes and fucks a pig.  pig fuck*ng, an ages old symbiotic activity, coupled with modern air travel, is worst than terrorism.  we might have to rethink who is the terrorists now it is the pig fuckers.

happy new years all
don't y'all go fuck*ng no pigs now

Young people, people around the age of 27 for example, suffer from swine flu disproportionately because it is the immune response itself that causes the majority of the problems. Specifically, the inflammatory response feeds upon itself and causes the release of more inflammation triggers called cytokines; the result is called a "cytokine storm." Chicken soup, interestingly enough, has several chemicals that are created by the slow cooking of chicken with some of the other ingredients (celery?) that inhibit cytokine reactions. Yet birds themselves can get the flu.

Maybe instead of pig coitus, we should try to find a way to crossbreed chickens and celery. But if you do believe that pig coitus is what caused this entire thing, then I present you with PATIENT ZERO.

[jaydub]

But if you do believe that pig coitus is what caused this entire thing, then I present you with PATIENT ZERO.

Taking a page from Wombat's book - "SO NOT CLICKING"

[Thomas Pain]

so basically cannibal chickens would be protected from the flu. heh heh.

yeah basically modern hog farms are kind of like an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters... sooner or later, you get killer Shakespeare... or a killer virus...  I've read that some of those hog farms down in mexico have personnel who will stop you before you can get within 100 yards of the place because they know that a person can easily transmit a virus to the flock... conditions are so cramped that once one pig has it, they all have it...

all this fuckin' technology, eh...  

[Bobby Isosceles]

so basically cannibal chickens would be protected from the flu. heh heh.

yeah basically modern hog farms are kind of like an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters... sooner or later, you get killer Shakespeare... or a killer virus...  I've read that some of those hog farms down in mexico have personnel who will stop you before you can get within 100 yards of the place because they know that a person can easily transmit a virus to the flock... conditions are so cramped that once one pig has it, they all have it...

all this fuckin' technology, eh...  

wtf your bantown connections

[Thomas Pain]

wtf your bantown connections

wat?  I'm not aware of any connections.  I dunno, there might be some in my RNA, you never know what's lurking in the acid waiting to express it's self.

[Doc]

The planes in china had a warning about swine flu. In the form of a rapping animated pig.

All the deliberate lolsorandum forum antics can't top actual beaurocractically fuelled insanity.

[Thomas Pain]

those fuck1ng bastards.  blaming it on an American pig duck homo combo.  Everything's political with them.

[Thomas Pain]

wow I just discovered this thing called game harassment it's on youtube it's where you go into a multiplayer game and you just fuck shit up and kill people when they least expect it or you play stupid sounds over the chat over and over again until they constantly expect it and then you stop and they can't concentrate because they are expecting the sound again.  man, I think I feel like Christopher Columbus must have felt when he discovered the indiands.  Except that I haven't been able to find the key to my gun case for about a year now except for a couple months ago when I had it and then lost it again somewhere on my desk.  It's here somewhere.

[AugustWest]

wow I just discovered this thing called game harassment it's on youtube it's where you go into a multiplayer game and you just fuck shit up and kill people when they least expect it or you play stupid sounds over the chat over and over again until they constantly expect it and then you stop and they can't concentrate because they are expecting the sound again.  man, I think I feel like Christopher Columbus must have felt when he discovered the indiands.  Except that I haven't been able to find the key to my gun case for about a year now except for a couple months ago when I had it and then lost it again somewhere on my desk.  It's here somewhere.

Dude.  Panel four. 

Learn it.  Love it.  Live it.