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Re: Aminals
« Reply #945 on: November 07, 2017, 09:05:17 pm »

Thanksgiving is gonna be LIT
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #946 on: November 14, 2017, 12:14:21 am »

Just last night I made a paella that was supposed to be half chicken, half rabbit. But I wussed out and made it all with chicken. I'd have happily tried the rabbit but my kids (esp. the youngest) would have freaked out on me if they learned I was feeding them Flopsy and Mopsy.
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« Reply #947 on: November 19, 2017, 09:16:03 pm »

Finally heard a story that gives me a picture of my mom's parents as some straight up Immigrants Not Knowing The Ways of the Nation in the 60s.

They moved to the Boston area and couldn't find a suitable place to rent (they wanted a house and could only find apartments) so they found this cool setup with a rich WASP family. The family was going abroad for a year and wanted someone to live there and keep up the house/grounds.

On my grandpa's birthday they couldn't figure out what to make for a party (still not used to US grocery stores), and noticed some pheasants in the woods out back. So they threw corn on the ground, set up some little box traps, snapped some necks, and served roast pheasants for all. I'm just imagining some suburban Harvard Professor's Wife types when they put the pieces together about what these foreigners are feeding them and where it came from.

I often forget my grandpa grew up rural as fuck at basically the edge of the world.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #948 on: November 20, 2017, 09:28:14 pm »

Is this goat for eating??
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #949 on: December 11, 2017, 03:07:32 pm »

It has begun:



I did up three of them last weekend. Ground one up, half sweet Italian and half breakfast sausage seasoning.

We'll grind up a couple more, save a couple whole and part out the rest. Filling up the freezer with these boids.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #950 on: December 11, 2017, 07:45:24 pm »

Looks like good eatin'!
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« Reply #951 on: December 12, 2017, 06:00:41 pm »

Butchering a couple more turkeys today. There's a sound/feel to when you sit their throat that really bugs me. I owe it to them to do it right, a couple of minutes of Shakey fingers is the little price I pay.
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« Reply #952 on: December 12, 2017, 07:32:26 pm »

Whatever you say, Nice Pete.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #953 on: December 12, 2017, 09:02:15 pm »

It's kind of like
It's kind of like playin' a basketball game
I am there
and the other player is a turkey
and it's just the two of us
and I put the turkey's body in my oven
and I am the winner
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #954 on: December 13, 2017, 03:24:26 pm »

Boy, is this guy talky.  When are we gonna get to the Super-Secret Turkey Shop already?!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #955 on: December 13, 2017, 04:06:56 pm »

Here are some of their wings
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #956 on: December 18, 2017, 06:50:04 pm »

« Last Edit: December 19, 2017, 05:22:05 pm by Asherdan »
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« Reply #957 on: December 18, 2017, 11:51:34 pm »

I could have sworn we started a separate thread for the part where the animals get chopped up and eaten?
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« Reply #958 on: December 27, 2017, 06:53:14 pm »

That really looks more like a wild animal.
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« Reply #959 on: January 10, 2018, 01:52:32 am »

What is it?
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