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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1005 on: May 30, 2018, 02:35:11 pm »

FUCK YEAH YOU GO GOATS
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« Reply #1006 on: June 04, 2018, 04:43:18 am »

Also: wombat has been kiboshed, although I sold it hard from the humour angle.

I'm sorry Ash, but I had to deprive you of a can of Dr Pepper for disappointing Wombat.
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« Reply #1007 on: June 07, 2018, 04:14:08 pm »

I can name the black-pig-with-no-name-yet after her, if that helps?



The other pig is Tires, as in he's going to get big and round. The 4H boy will show him at the next fair, if he does really well (like champion well) he'll get sold, otherwise he goes into my freezer via Hottinger's.
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« Reply #1008 on: June 07, 2018, 04:45:27 pm »

Name it after me and then murder it?
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« Reply #1009 on: June 07, 2018, 04:58:24 pm »

Nope, that gilt belongs to another 4H kid who doesn't have the home space to raise a pig. So it's going to go to fair, get shown and then get sold.

After which it will be forcibly bred to see if she makes pretty piglets. If not, THEN she gets murder/eaten.

The kid is coming over tonight to meet his pig, I'm going to tell him it's name is Wombles and see if I can make it stick.
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« Reply #1010 on: June 11, 2018, 03:08:42 pm »

OK, sorry Wombles. I took two shots at getting an animal named after you and failed, first with the pig Burrito (yes, that where the kid landed) and now with the other kids boer goat, Taco.

Yep, the little monsters named their animals burrito and taco, which is a likely end for both of them, anyways.

Taco, far right, with Dan and Agent Two
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« Reply #1011 on: June 11, 2018, 08:31:07 pm »

Y'know, I feel really bad about failing to get an animal that will be killed and fooded named after wombat, so here we go: these will be eated in your honour, lady.

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« Reply #1012 on: June 11, 2018, 11:08:31 pm »

That's lovely. And reassuringly less murderous.
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« Reply #1013 on: June 12, 2018, 06:49:35 am »

There's always next season.
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« Reply #1014 on: June 12, 2018, 03:10:16 pm »

Y'know, I do want to buy a lamb for the freezer at the next fair....


mmmmmmmm, womble-chops
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« Reply #1015 on: June 14, 2018, 03:43:38 am »

mmmmmmmm, womble-chops

Now you're talking!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1016 on: June 19, 2018, 07:24:35 pm »

PRO: Spouse just brought home two meat ducks

CON: I am not allowed to meat them
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