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Re: Aminals
« Reply #990 on: June 14, 2018, 03:43:38 am »

mmmmmmmm, womble-chops

Now you're talking!
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« Reply #991 on: July 11, 2018, 01:00:15 am »

Aw poor chickens.

Oh hey speaking of - my new neighbors have chickens! I'm very excited.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #992 on: July 11, 2018, 05:23:36 am »

CON: I am not allowed to meat them

I hope she lets your meet them at least.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #993 on: July 12, 2018, 10:10:11 pm »

P.S. he better learn quick. Two weekends until I food him.

I don't know, would you spare his life if he created a viral video with his "CRAP-yourshorts-toooooo" song?
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« Reply #994 on: July 12, 2018, 11:00:50 pm »

No but I might create a video of me fooding him.

Fair enough.
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« Reply #995 on: July 17, 2018, 06:02:20 pm »

No but I might create a video of me fooding him.


Millenials call this "unboxing."
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #996 on: July 26, 2018, 11:51:35 pm »

See you in November, my tasty little gooblers.



GOOBLE GOOBLE!

1,2 3 4, 5, 10, 15 little Indians. You must be planning one hell of a feast!!!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #997 on: August 07, 2018, 07:58:44 pm »

Note: I slaughtered the four Cornish Crosses and took one whole fryer on vacation with me. I put it in the smoker for about 3.5 hours and it came out friggin' perfect.

Ate that sumbitch sitting at a picnic table and looking at the sand dunes of Pismo Beach.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #998 on: August 07, 2018, 08:05:20 pm »

Process:

just some birds being deaded, don't click through if you don't mean it.

Custom rub-a-dub-dub, about a tablespoon of everything, cut the cumin down to a teaspoon if that's your jam:



Two chickens in pieces all ready for bagging:



One chicken (minus back/wings) makes an over 3 lb. bag of tasty:



Unlike the turkeys, I piece the chickens out per bird. I save the backs for stock making and the wings of all ten birds are getting clipped and saved together for a smoked chicken wing extravaganza.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #999 on: August 09, 2018, 04:06:15 pm »

PIGS.
FUNNY ASS PIGS.

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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1000 on: August 11, 2018, 12:10:52 pm »

Tasty!
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« Reply #1001 on: August 13, 2018, 03:10:03 pm »

Say hello to Geronimo. He's a very good boy who's coming home with us next weekend.



Specs:

16 years old
Gelding
Quarter hoss/Draft mix (like Oakie)

Oakie is getting older and needs a little less work now that he's into his mid-20's, so he's going to be the 'family hoss' for our youngest boy and other people to ride.

Coco and Geronimo are both 16 and sprightly, so that's a good match for Spouse and I to rampage about on. Unless things go sideways, these'll be our last hosss.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #1002 on: August 13, 2018, 05:22:54 pm »

how does he respond to nose boops

also on a scale of 1 to eleventy bajillion, how much does he love hoss treats

these are, in my expert opinion, the most important things to consider when acquiring a hoss
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« Reply #1003 on: August 13, 2018, 07:03:58 pm »

speaking of nose boops come on give us a picture of his whole face!
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« Reply #1004 on: August 13, 2018, 07:32:13 pm »

Nose boops: Somewhere between Oakie, who tries to taste the boop to see if it's a treat and Coco, who tries to bite it off.

Treats: somewhere in the bajillions, this may rise as he becomes more familiar with our candy-cane scheme of affection purchasing.

Picture of his head: Here he is in his turn-out with his friend.

(don't worry, there will be a gajillion more pictures of him to come)
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