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@achewood Irish Nachos are a charming take on the original, but I wonder what Uighur Nachos would be like. A mutton leg on a crisped pita?

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« Reply #960 on: March 09, 2018, 01:51:35 pm »

I thought this girlfriend sounded like a catch, but the small dog prejudice is a dealbreaker. I am very disappointed.

As for the apartment question isn't the $100 worth it for the lack of rats??
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« Reply #961 on: March 12, 2018, 06:45:19 pm »

Waiting to see how long it takes for that photo to start flying around the internet labelled as an example of heartwarming interspecies friendship when it's really buttwarming interspecies appreciation of a heat lamp.
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« Reply #962 on: March 20, 2018, 10:13:59 pm »

is the sheep for eating or wool or what?
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« Reply #963 on: April 09, 2018, 06:03:02 pm »

Make sure to take video.
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« Reply #964 on: April 19, 2018, 12:02:45 pm »

You can't be a proper farmer without colorful dialect.
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« Reply #965 on: April 19, 2018, 08:36:55 pm »

Ash I read the takeout too!!
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« Reply #966 on: April 19, 2018, 10:14:18 pm »

Awww, lucky Neo.
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« Reply #967 on: April 20, 2018, 04:57:55 pm »

Shep's a sheep, right? Poor guy, sorry to hear it.
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« Reply #968 on: April 20, 2018, 06:00:50 pm »

Sorry Shep.  Rough week indeed.
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« Reply #969 on: April 20, 2018, 07:08:39 pm »

Aw shit. poor little guy.

An "awww" and an "aw shit" in the course of two days. that is life with animals I guess.
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« Reply #970 on: April 30, 2018, 06:32:50 pm »

I want a soap!
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« Reply #971 on: May 02, 2018, 07:36:34 pm »

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« Reply #972 on: May 02, 2018, 07:40:34 pm »

During my absense I acquired a doggie. He's a big ol' galoot called Pi. He's all black except for a white pi symbol on his chest. He's my buddy.
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« Reply #973 on: May 05, 2018, 06:20:55 pm »

Dude, dogs are so sick, congrats.  I got a kitten recently.  She is crazy and I wasn’t expecting that.  I wish I could have other animals instead.
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« Reply #974 on: May 05, 2018, 07:31:24 pm »

All kittens are crazy! Didn't you used to work with cats? It'll get better.
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